Comments on Profile Post by BlueShard

Yeah let me see... Oh um, is that a clause about my death I see here?

You must read the fine print good sir!! See, it only talks about "in event of your death." Nothing to worry about.

Mmmhmm, Right, yeah... *Reluctantly signs thing*

Very good. Now if I could just have your soul then we can be all finished up here.

Oh that's all you want? Pfft, bro good luck getting that back from the Iron clutches of minecraft.

*writes "no soul" down on the clipboard* I see.

I suppose we could tolerate a small soul loan. Something shabby and cheap, I'm afraid, but that is all we can supply on such short notice. *jots down some more notes*

Well then, with all that out of the way, a pleasure doing business with you.

Sure...
You sure you don't wanna see my secret kidney stash?

Kidney stash you say? *jots that down*

Perchance that can be payment for the soul we are loaning you.
But that is for next time. *tips his hat*

*awkwardly* Okay.. See you later strange postman.