A U.S.C.M Dispatch Conversation

Discussion in 'Other Fan Creations' started by Jtl400, Jun 20, 2016.

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Would you have believed him if you were the one at dispatch?

  1. Yes because it could happen like how one time a monkey grabbed a handgun and shot a guy in the chest

    6 vote(s)
    85.7%
  2. No because thats nonsense and could never happen... Damn idiots

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%
  1. Jtl400

    Jtl400 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Steve: Guys were gonna need backup there's a monkey with a minigun!! Code MM: MONKEYMINIGUN!! This chimpanzee stole a ship with a minigun then mowed down half of our fleet!!

    Dispatch: Fuck off Steve, its not funny

    Steve: Repeat monkey with bazooka!! Repeat monkey with bazooka!! Were gonna need as many reinforcements we can! These guys are not happy, he lost his banana Repeat lost his banana!!

    Dispatch: Seriously Steve fuck off this is not funny... Steve I'm getting tired of your shit

    Steve: This isn't a joke!! I'm not monkeying around..

    Dispatch: Seriously?! Puns aren't funny and I've had enough of this immature bullshit from all the new recruits. FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT, I DIDNT LIKE WORKING FOR U.S.C.M ANYWAY!! HAVE NICE FUCKING LIFE YA PRICK!!

    Steve: ...

    Steve: Well that ended poorly, some guys don't like puns i guess... OH SHIT HES GOT ONE OF OUR MECHS NOW!! *loud crack and snap is heard then silence*
     
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  2. Jtl400

    Jtl400 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    P.S. This is just pure nonsense :rofl:
     

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