Can you do me a favour?

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Pangaea, Dec 27, 2016.

  1. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but I couldn't code my way out of a box.

    Do me a favor and buy me the entire Eisregen discography.
     
  2. Nexus Of Chaos

    Nexus Of Chaos Parsec Taste Tester

    wat?

    do me a favor and let me fly
     
  3. Flannel

    Flannel Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Sorry, gravity's canceled.

    Do me a favor and Eliminate
     
  4. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Delete, delete, delete.((cyberman))

    Do me a favour and answer a riddle.
     
  5. Flannel

    Flannel Subatomic Cosmonaut

    No.

    Do me a favor and make me lunch? at 1 : 30 am
     
    MilkCalf likes this.
  6. MilkCalf

    MilkCalf Supernova

    I would but I made a reservation to a classy restaurant instead. ;)

    Do me a favour and get me another milk carton.
     
  7. Nexus Of Chaos

    Nexus Of Chaos Parsec Taste Tester

    here's your poi- i mean milk

    do me a favor an get me not hungry
     
    MilkCalf likes this.
  8. MilkCalf

    MilkCalf Supernova

    I would but I don't know where you live so I can't bring food to you.

    Do me a favour and find out what this 'poi-milk' is.
     
  9. Nexus Of Chaos

    Nexus Of Chaos Parsec Taste Tester

    Its 10 molar hydrochloric acid (HCl) I highly suggest you drink it for your health

    do me a favor and have me stop trying to kill you
     
    MilkCalf likes this.
  10. MilkCalf

    MilkCalf Supernova

    I would but that would break the fourth wall.

    Do me a favour and and fix the fourth wall.
     
  11. ImDaMisterL

    ImDaMisterL Void-Bound Voyager

    I would, but the moment I acknowledge it I brake it again, so let's forget about it.

    Do me a favor and try not to let me go inactive for a year again.
     
  12. Nexus Of Chaos

    Nexus Of Chaos Parsec Taste Tester

    i did, but you went inactive for a century after i did

    do me a favor and die
     
  13. MilkCalf

    MilkCalf Supernova

    I would but I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    Do me a favour and look into my eyes.
     
  14. Diamond Dog

    Diamond Dog Guest

    i would but i dont have eyes.


    do me a favour and give me good internet
     
  15. Flannel

    Flannel Subatomic Cosmonaut

    I would, but I'm busy dealing with Linda.

    Can you do me a favor and get her some freaking eyes?
     
  16. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but the weather's beginning to speed up decomposition again, so my stock of usable body parts is quite low.

    Do me a fvor and get me out of this box.
     
    MilkCalf likes this.
  17. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    I would, but we've had budget cuts for the army. That's actually a tank.

    Do me a favor and call the eagles.
     
    MilkCalf likes this.
  18. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but diplomatic tensions between cats and birds are still about to escalate.

    Do me a favor and teach me some axe-throwing.
     
    MilkCalf likes this.
  19. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    I would, but budget cuts strikes again. You'll have to do with these roughly axe-shaped sticks.

    Do me a flavor and call the limousine.
     
    MilkCalf likes this.
  20. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but they blocked my number. Something about offensive remarks about exhausts.

    Do me a favor and get me more chewing gum.
     
    MilkCalf and Omicron445 like this.

Share This Page