Can you do me a favour?

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Pangaea, Dec 27, 2016.

  1. D.M.G.

    D.M.G. Master Astronaut

    I would, but it's a song

    Do me a favor and let's do a pogo! :D
     
  2. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but I'm scared of pogo-ing on my tail

    Do me a favour and feed me grapes like I'm a Greek nobel
     
  3. D.M.G.

    D.M.G. Master Astronaut

    I would but I'm currently using these as amno

    Do me a favor and build me an Ink Machine
     
  4. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    I would, but ink machine broke. (I'm so sorry)

    Do me a favor and break into dance.
     
  5. Marco93

    Marco93 Star Wrangler

    I would but I'm too shy to dance.

    Do me a favour and brew me a beer.
     
  6. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but I don't drink

    Do me a favour and abolish beer
     
  7. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    I would but it would put a bazillion (that's an actual word according to FF) people out of jobs and the massive influx of unemployment paperwork would cause Armageddon.

    Do me a favour and help me sort this paperwork.
     
  8. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but it's much more fun to burn it all!

    Do me a favour and help me dose this paperwork in gasoline!
     
  9. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    I would but have you seen the cost of that stuff lately? I can't afford it because I spent all my money funding research in lipstick for dogs.

    Do me a favour and make me tea.
     
  10. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but coffee is better

    Make me coffee
     
  11. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    I would but I ate all the beans.

    Do me a favour and clean my skeleton servants.
     
  12. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but they scare me

    Do me a favour and tell them to leave
     
  13. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    I would but they're my body guards too.

    Do me a favour and make me a fez.
     
  14. I_am_the_Storm

    I_am_the_Storm Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would, but I've already gave it to The Doctor.

    Do me a favour and show me some magic.
     
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  15. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    I would, but it would melt your face and raise an army of zombies.

    Do me a favour and slap a camel because this could be your only chance.
     
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  16. not an eldritch beast

    not an eldritch beast Aquatic Astronaut

    I would but my friend is a camel

    Do me a favor and come a bit closer to my mouth
     
  17. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    I would but I can't find your mouth.

    Do me a favour and blow up the ocean.
     
  18. not an eldritch beast

    not an eldritch beast Aquatic Astronaut

    I would but the ocean has crabs and I love eating crabs

    Do me a favor and ascend onto the nether dimension of unknown horrors
     
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  19. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    I would but I did that yesterday.

    Do me a favour and stab a rabbit.
     
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  20. not an eldritch beast

    not an eldritch beast Aquatic Astronaut

    I would but the rabbit is holding me hostage with my knife

    Do me a favor and help me with this rabbit with a knife
     

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