I would but I'm scared of pogo-ing on my tail Do me a favour and feed me grapes like I'm a Greek nobel
I would but it would put a bazillion (that's an actual word according to FF) people out of jobs and the massive influx of unemployment paperwork would cause Armageddon. Do me a favour and help me sort this paperwork.
I would but it's much more fun to burn it all! Do me a favour and help me dose this paperwork in gasoline!
I would but have you seen the cost of that stuff lately? I can't afford it because I spent all my money funding research in lipstick for dogs. Do me a favour and make me tea.
I would, but it would melt your face and raise an army of zombies. Do me a favour and slap a camel because this could be your only chance.
I would but the ocean has crabs and I love eating crabs Do me a favor and ascend onto the nether dimension of unknown horrors
I would but the rabbit is holding me hostage with my knife Do me a favor and help me with this rabbit with a knife