Corrupt a wish V.2

Guess what? It's a losing ticket!

I wish for a Guardian!
*Guardian theme starts playing*

 

Granted. Hope you like laser eyes!
I wish for the forum to be more active

 

Granted, but it's inactive whenever you're on.

I wish I had more confidence.

 

You're now Overconfident And rush directly into danger! NO! DON'T RUN INTO MY GUARDIAN'S LASER!!!

I wish for a new sword to appear in my hand!

 

Granted; and by in I mean 'through'. I hope you weren't planing to use that hand.

I wish for all the drugs... for 'reasons'.

 

....Wow..... Okay. The Obvious happens if you survive the CRUSHING MOUND!!

I wish for a new hand.

 

Granted but you have no sword! I wish to revive firebird zoom

 

Granted, but I didn't need to be revived.

I wish for happiness.

 

Granted, you are happy for exactly one minute. Hope you enjoy it.

I wish for friends.

 

Granted. What do you mean, you don't want the Blight Ganons as friends? Or you know, monsters in general. OMNOMNOM!

I wish for a new battleship. I'll install the guns later.

 

Granted your ship rammed into a ship battle. Cockpit first.

I wish for a gun

 

Granted, it's made of paper mache.

I wish for a new sketchbook.

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Granted, my paper mange gun shot it.
I wish the sent via tapatalk wouldn't show up on my side.

 

Wish granted, another wish wasted on something trivial.

I wish for a new camera.

 

Granted, it's a Happy Meal camera.

I wish for plane tickets.

 

Granted. You take your seat, but are promptly beat up by airport staff so that they can steal your seat.

I wish for more cups.

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Granted. All of them are full of horse urine.

I wish for more money.

 

Granted, 1,000 Iranian Rials.

I wish for some more flower.

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Granted, it's Afghani poppys. *muffled FBI sounds in the background*

I wish for gold.

 

Granted, though the feds confiscated it before i could give it to you.

I wish for a pardon.

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