Corrupt a wish V.2

But every time you use it part of your body falls off (I was summoned here)

 

Granted, but you'll be called a Script Kiddie for the rest of your life.

I wish for a reply to this message.

Edit: oh shoot
TheCobaltMask posted first.

 

Ha! I guess your wish came true

I wish for a good wish

 

Granted, you wish for waffles to rule the world.

I want mayonaise to be a world renowned intruement.

 

Granted, the music it makes still sucks though and you have to listen to it 24/7.

I wish for more 80's-inspired electronic music.

 

Granted, there is loads more, but you don't get any.

I want a cake.

 

Granted. Poison. The cake is a lie

I wish my rp got more people in it.

 

THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Granted, you have a bunch of obnoxious twelve year olds applying.

I want a temple full of snakes.

 

The temple is actually a giant stone pyramid spaceship built by Martians, and it doesn't actually function as a temple. It still has lots of snakes, but they fall from random trapdoors into your lap when you sit somewhere.

I wish for robots to do chores for us

 

1 word......Irobot


I wish I could shoot fire through my hands

 

You can, but you're not immune to fire.

I would like a potato salad sandwich.

 

Granted, your salad is nothing but blades of grass.

I wish for the power of Revival!!

 

You have the power of revival, but everything you revive dies within a matter of seconds

I wish John Lennon wasn't shot

 

I'm being honest here, I wish he wasn't shot either. R.I.P.

I wish I had a time machine

 

Granted. But since then, you are chased by The Doctor.

I wish for bike.

 

Granted, but you can only ride it indoors.

I wish for a tragedy.

 

Granted, but after that, your life is full of happines and good events.

I wish for fish.

 

Granted, it's Surströmming.

I wish for more sleep.

 

Granted, your sleep is good and continuous, but you wake up after 1 year.

I wish for some good omelette.

 

Granted, but it attracts flying sharks.

I want a pet dragon.