Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. I_am_the_Storm

    I_am_the_Storm Space Penguin Leader

    Granted, you named him Dragulon, but his real name is Firebird.

    I wish for nice neighbour.
     
  2. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Void-Bound Voyager

    Granted, it's Ned Flanders.

    I would like some sushi.
     
  3. Tlactl

    Tlactl Astral Cartographer

    Granted. I heated it up nice and hot for ya, and wrapped it in real grass.

    I wish for the Earth to spin more slowly
     
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  4. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Void-Bound Voyager

    Granted you're bathed in one thousand years of scorching sun, then one thousand years of darkest nights.

    I want Cthulhu to be my valentines.
     
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  5. Done, but it's bdsm
    I need MOAR STARBOUND
     
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  6. Lintton

    Lintton Master Astronaut

    Granted, You have more Starbound, but it crashes when you start it up.

    I wish for More Starbound tenants.
     
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  7. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Void-Bound Voyager

    Granted, they're all merchants and sell terrible items.

    I want to be omnipotent.
     
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  8. Apathy Applied

    Apathy Applied Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but you lack the knowledge to use your omnipotence.

    I wish I was a tree.

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  9. TheCobaltMask

    TheCobaltMask Giant Laser Beams

    Granted, but you don't produce maple syrup

    I wish I was a robot
     
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  10. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Phantasmal Quasar

    Granted, but you Do produce maple syrup. All the time. And it's disgusting.

    I wish I was a little bit taller.
     
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  11. Apathy Applied

    Apathy Applied Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, in a day you'll grow an inch, as well as every day afterwards.

    I wish the fox by my house would stop making creepy noises at night.

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  12. Done, but now the noises are much worse ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    I wish someone would post a dank meme here
     
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  13. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Orbital Explorer

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    I wish I didnt make that meme.
     
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  14. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Phantasmal Quasar

    Granted, but you still posted it. You just committed plagiarism, you monster.

    I wish for a mint-fresh deck of UNO cards.
     
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