Corrupt a wish V.2

Granted, but the potatoes are infected potatoes from the Irish potato famine.

I wish for the Red Sox to win the World Series.

 

Granted, but then they're busted for doping.

I wish for a fire breathing duck.

 

Granted, but it'll burn your whole house down.

I wish for a better politicians.

 

Granted, they're better politicians, but worse people.

I want a hug.

 

Granted, but EA made it.

I wish that the people here were more creative.

 

Granted, but there'll be a lot less people here.

I wish deviantArt dissappear.

 

Granted, but then it's replaced by a site almost exactly the same.

I want fire.

 

You have it, in H*ll!!!!!!
(Have fun burning for eternity.)
I wish I wouldn't always leave cliffhangers, so that I could---
To be continued...

 

You never leave at a cliffhanger again, in fact, you never leave.

I want a mayonnaise.

 

Granted, but it taste like carapaces.

I wish there are oxygen in space.

 

There are three oxygen molecules in space.
Oops forgot the wish.
I wish I met Firebird Zoom.

 

Granted. I kill you.

I wish for insanity to visit this forum.

 

Granted. They kill you.
I wish I had a car.

 

Granted, it's a lemon.

I want legs.

 

Granted, you get fried chicken legs.
*someone whispers in my ear*
Wait, that's a good thing.
Oh- Umm, You eat these crispy chicken legs, and realize they taste like dirt.

I wish I owned+had one 5000 piece puzzle, made of normal puzzle material.

 

Granted, but the puzzle is completely blank.

I wish people would be less annoying.

 

Granted, but they're only a smidge less annoying.

I wish for a fez.

 

Granted, but you'll be hunted by a demon dorito.

I wish TTG and PPG reboot are erased.

 

Granted, TTG and PPG reboots are erased. ~from your memory. (they still exist.)

I wish I had nice pretty flowers in my front garden.

 

Granted. What? florans have pretty flowers!

I wish for a moogle companion, like Montblanc over there, on my profile pic.