Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Granted, but it despises you.

    I wish for an Mk 19
     
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  2. Jonathan01013

    Jonathan01013 Intergalactic Tourist

    Granted, but you shoot yourself in the foot.
    wait, THATS A GRENADE LAUNCHER!!!! BOOOOOOOM!!!!!

    I wish I had a Nr.1 Leopard 2A7 tank. (and enough ammo to shoot the main cannon 20 times and any side guns 1,000,000 times.)
     
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  3. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. Where did I put that thing? oh yeah, I may have dropped it on the sun.

    I wish for a Lazer cannon.
     
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  4. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Oxygen Tank

    Granted. However, since the correct term is "Laser," you get a child's toy.

    I wish people wouldn't act like idiots.
     
  5. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    granted. THEY won't act like idiots, but YOU are an idiot.

    I wish for a new laser cannon.
     
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  6. Jonathan01013

    Jonathan01013 Intergalactic Tourist

    Granted, but since you stole it from a worldwide governmental experimental lab, you are being hunted by all the countries in the world.
    I wish People wouldn't put all the cool things in the sun. and instead they would put it on top of me.
     
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  7. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Sun hammer! I drop the sun on you!
    I wish for a fish dish wish
     
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  8. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Oxygen Tank

    Granted. You are now Dr. Seuss.

    I wish to crush the annoying bug like the Hulk.
     
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  9. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    granted. Then the sun crushes you in return. I Slipped, okay?
    I wish for an Arwing and all the training necessary to fly it.
     
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  10. Jonathan01013

    Jonathan01013 Intergalactic Tourist

    Not cool man!!!!
    lol
     
  11. Jonathan01013

    Jonathan01013 Intergalactic Tourist

    Granted, but you crash it anyway.
    I wish for galactic control.
     
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  12. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. Then I crash into you with my sloppy arwing flying. WHERE'S THE BRAKES!??!
    I wish for a non-crashing arwing.
     
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  13. Jonathan01013

    Jonathan01013 Intergalactic Tourist

    Granted, but you don't own it.
    I wish for a fishbowl big enough to fit the universe inside.
     
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  14. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    (dang it, Fox!)
    granted. it has THE GREAT ATUIN inside of it.
    I wish for cat ears.
     
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  15. Jonathan01013

    Jonathan01013 Intergalactic Tourist

    Gross, You cut the cat ears off your neighbors cat and put them on your head.
    Eh, whatever happens after that depends on where you live, what your neighbors are like, and how you would feel having bloody cat ears on your head.

    I wish I could teleport to wherever I want to as many times I want to. (I also take my clothes with me.)
     
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  16. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. You may only teleport into the sun.

    ..Ew.
    I wish for actual ones I didn't amputate off of someone's cat.
     
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  17. Jonathan01013

    Jonathan01013 Intergalactic Tourist

    (Hey, that's not where I wanted to teleport!.)
    Granted, you get ones your neighbors cut off your cat.
    I wish I had the ability to create any type of matter wherever I want.
     
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  18. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. You have no control over these powers and create an explosion in your face.
    I wish to have the ability to turn into a Moogle at will.
     
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  19. Jonathan01013

    Jonathan01013 Intergalactic Tourist

    Dude, not to seem rude or anything, but you have to grant my wish, and make something bad come of it. not change it.
    You die every time you turn into a Moogle.
    I wish I was supreme leader of the solar system.
     
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  20. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    (heh. Sorry, I'm a bit out of practice.)
    Granted. But intergalactic law does not like spontaneous conquering. Or dictators. The Apex are an exception.
    I wish for a bacon cannon that is incapable of sun damage.
     
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