Granted, but you shoot yourself in the foot. wait, THATS A GRENADE LAUNCHER!!!! BOOOOOOOM!!!!! I wish I had a Nr.1 Leopard 2A7 tank. (and enough ammo to shoot the main cannon 20 times and any side guns 1,000,000 times.)
Granted. Where did I put that thing? oh yeah, I may have dropped it on the sun. I wish for a Lazer cannon.
Granted. However, since the correct term is "Laser," you get a child's toy. I wish people wouldn't act like idiots.
Granted, but since you stole it from a worldwide governmental experimental lab, you are being hunted by all the countries in the world. I wish People wouldn't put all the cool things in the sun. and instead they would put it on top of me.
granted. Then the sun crushes you in return. I Slipped, okay? I wish for an Arwing and all the training necessary to fly it.
Granted. Then I crash into you with my sloppy arwing flying. WHERE'S THE BRAKES!??! I wish for a non-crashing arwing.
Gross, You cut the cat ears off your neighbors cat and put them on your head. Eh, whatever happens after that depends on where you live, what your neighbors are like, and how you would feel having bloody cat ears on your head. I wish I could teleport to wherever I want to as many times I want to. (I also take my clothes with me.)
Granted. You may only teleport into the sun. ..Ew. I wish for actual ones I didn't amputate off of someone's cat.
(Hey, that's not where I wanted to teleport!.) Granted, you get ones your neighbors cut off your cat. I wish I had the ability to create any type of matter wherever I want.
Granted. You have no control over these powers and create an explosion in your face. I wish to have the ability to turn into a Moogle at will.
Dude, not to seem rude or anything, but you have to grant my wish, and make something bad come of it. not change it. You die every time you turn into a Moogle. I wish I was supreme leader of the solar system.
(heh. Sorry, I'm a bit out of practice.) Granted. But intergalactic law does not like spontaneous conquering. Or dictators. The Apex are an exception. I wish for a bacon cannon that is incapable of sun damage.