Defend Yourself!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TheUberCannon, Mar 2, 2016.

  1. TheUberCannon

    TheUberCannon Star Wrangler

    The rules are:
    1. You must post a comment that accuses the NP (next poster) about something.
    2. You must reply to the above user's accuse comment, and also make an accuse comment.

    It's simple.
    I'll start: I accuse the NP of burning down my house.
     
  2. MitKit

    MitKit Phantasmal Quasar

    It wasn't my fault, it was my programmer's!
    I blame the next poster for programming me!
     
  3. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    I assure you, the programming was sabotaged by the Cat conspiracy! Why else would the program named 'MightyKitty4'? It's a setup, I tell you!

    I accuse the next poster of being part of the Cat conspiracy!
     
    MitKit likes this.
  4. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    I couldn't be a part of the Cat conspiracy! I'm allergic to cats!
    I blame the NP of being Justin Beiber.
     
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  5. Solar313

    Solar313 Fat Man

    But how can I be Justin Bieber if my name's Solar313?

    I accuse the next poster of being part of Bill Cipher's private army.
     
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  6. 2nd Lieutenant Raoni

    2nd Lieutenant Raoni Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    But how can i be part of cipher's army when im part of General Nuclear's? ?
    I accuse the NP of treason
     
  7. TheUberCannon

    TheUberCannon Star Wrangler

    Treason? Barely even knew 'er!

    I accuse the NP of devoting to John Cena.
     
  8. Solar313

    Solar313 Fat Man

    Devoted to John Cena? Your the one with your avatar being John Cena with a duck head

    I accuse the NP of being a perfectly happy human being.
     
  9. MitKit

    MitKit Phantasmal Quasar

    How am I a human? I'm a robot!

    I accuse the NP for not being a robot.
     
  10. Solar313

    Solar313 Fat Man

    I am of the species Glitch *beginning auto reboot* #&*+@7383629#8$8@828 calculated. Shutting dowwnnnn......

    I accuse the NP of being a user of these forums.
     
  11. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    How can I be a user if I abuse them in my free time?
    I accuse the NP of sending Rick Sanchez to jail.
     
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  12. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    Oh, come on, he was a dangerous deviant who abuses his grandson! However, I was only trying to have him committed to a mental health hospital; you can blame the justice system for the jail part.

    I accuse the NP for the corrupt justice system!
     
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  13. Solar313

    Solar313 Fat Man

    I'm only a humble player in the grand game of...














































































    Starbound!

    I accuse the NP of thinking I was going to say life.
     
  14. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    Pfft, oh come on, I would never think that; we all know you don't have a life!

    I accuse the NP of stealing all the cinnamon rolls.
     
  15. Solar313

    Solar313 Fat Man

    But I dont have a life to steal them!

    I accuse the NP of playing Starbound
     
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  16. MitKit

    MitKit Phantasmal Quasar

    How could I possibly have time to play Starbound when I'm on the forums almost all day?

    I accuse the NP of not playing Starbound.
     
  17. Lintton

    Lintton Guest

    i would be playing starbound right now if it was on my ps4!!

    I accuse the NP for having a too large avatar.
     
  18. MitKit

    MitKit Phantasmal Quasar

    How could it be to large? It fits perfectly!

    I accuse the NP for being awake right now.
     
  19. Solar313

    Solar313 Fat Man

    But im not awake, im Solar313!!!

    I accuse the NP of watching Gravity Falls
     
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  20. TheUberCannon

    TheUberCannon Star Wrangler

    I have watched like, few of it.

    I accuse the NP's avatar for being stolen from the internet.
     

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