200 damage! "not flashy, but handy." -Rube entered! dead. +some material crafting: generic potion tasseled turret genie treads some material items: SCP-98359 (It's a gemspiked calculator with a skeletal structure and lungs and a tongue growing out of it. It deserves the SCP label) (Item. Does something random. Cooldown 2/2) Nature's spear (2-handed weapon bound to Zoomninja, heals all AG creatures by 300. cooldown: 3/4) Ice katana (2-handed Weapon equipped by Wolf. deals 500 damage and freezes a creature. cooldown: 5/5.) jade great khopesh ( 2-handed weapon wielded by arra. summons a winged mummy. cooldown: 5/5) Starhander (0-handed weapon wielded by zoomninja. blinds one monster for 2 turns. cooldown: 1/3) crank cannon (2-handed weapon wielded by Jaerix. deals 300 damage to a target for three turns. you can select another target each turn. cooldown: 1/7. barrage: 1 more turns.) weapons can be 1 or 2 handed. you can carry 1 two handed weapon or 2 one handed ones. when a large amount of creatures are summoned, their forces will be displayed as revives. current boss: shadow void. helpers are invincible creatures who help in certain ways! current helpers: Rube (will give advice every turn.) current battlefield: S. void's tank (roof) Battlefield effect: tank crew (one monster crew will show up per turn) Those on battlefield: S. Void's tank's hatch: 1000/5000 Tank Micro-tank (PG): 600/800 Tank Missingno (PG): ???/700 Zed (AG): 900/900 (ABILITY sibling bonding: as long as anabel is there, both get +100 max health.) Shadow zoom (AG): 1000/1000 Anabel (AG): 900/900 tank evil apple (PG): 300/300 Rube: "the crank cannon will attack the same target if no-one alters it." Shadow void fires on the giant eagle for 300 damage Godmodder HP: 94/100 Shadow Void (PG BOSS): 7,900/10,000 giant eagle (AG): 300/800 Zerg mother (AG): 1100/1100 Piper (AG): 900/900 Shantae (AG): 900/900 Purple avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 30% PG: 20%) Red avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 30% PG: 20%) Rotting Mound (AG): 1000/1000 Item portal (AG): 600/600 Fextal (AG): 1200/1200
Zed attacks the micro tank. Anabel attacks the evil apple. Shadow Zoom performs an AoE Attack. Zoom uses the calculator.
200 damage. Your sword glitches! Rube: "wow. it glitched ya." 200 damage e. apple dead. +A. core 200 damage to all PGs on the tank. missingno dead. +g!*ch3] item. +void torso Void's tank spins out of control! a little crashing later, 400 damage is dealt. "wowowowowowo! That calculator... Mechanical failure!" shouts Shadow void. crafting: generic potion tasseled turret genie treads some material G!$%h3d item void body items: SCP-98359 (It's a gemspiked calculator with a skeletal structure and lungs and a tongue growing out of it. It deserves the SCP label) (Item. Does something random. Cooldown 0/2) Nature's spear (2-handed weapon bound to Zoomninja, heals all AG creatures by 300. cooldown: 4/4) Ice katana (2-handed Weapon equipped by Wolf. deals 500 damage and freezes a creature. cooldown: 5/5.) jade great khopesh ( 2-handed weapon wielded by arra. summons a winged mummy. cooldown: 5/5) Starhander (0-handed weapon wielded by zoomninja. blinds one monster for 2 turns. cooldown: 2/3) crank cannon (2-handed weapon wielded by Jaerix. deals 300 damage to a target for three turns. you can select another target each turn. cooldown: 1/7. barrage: ended) weapons can be 1 or 2 handed. you can carry 1 two handed weapon or 2 one handed ones. when a large amount of creatures are summoned, their forces will be displayed as revives. current boss: shadow void. helpers are invincible creatures who help in certain ways! current helpers: Rube (will give advice every turn.) current battlefield: S. void's tank (roof) Battlefield effect: tank crew (one monster crew will show up per turn) Those on battlefield: S. Void's tank's hatch: 800/5000 Zed (AG): 900/900 (ABILITY sibling bonding: as long as anabel is there, both get +100 max health.) Shadow zoom (AG): 1000/1000 Anabel (AG): 900/900 Tank SWAT trooper (PG): 800/800 Rube: "if you put together 3 vehicle parts, you make a vehicle!" Shadow void: "ey! Stop that! Let me crush you!" Godmodder HP: 94/100 Shadow Void (PG BOSS): 7,200/10,000 giant eagle (AG): 300/800 Zerg mother (AG): 1100/1100 Piper (AG): 900/900 Shantae (AG): 900/900 Purple avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 30% PG: 20%) Red avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 30% PG: 20%) Rotting Mound (AG): 1000/1000 Item portal (AG): 600/600 Fextal (AG): 1200/1200
Zoom attempts to convince the Avali to join him. Shadow Zoom crafts the tank-related items together. Zed and Anabel both attack the SWAT Trooper
G!$%h3d Khopesh! 10% to avali negotiations. It's a tank. 400 damage! crafting: generic potion some material items: SCP-98359 (It's a gemspiked calculator with a skeletal structure and lungs and a tongue growing out of it. It deserves the SCP label) (Item. Does something random. Cooldown 1/2) Nature's spear (2-handed weapon bound to Zoomninja, heals all AG creatures by 300. cooldown: 4/4) Ice katana (2-handed Weapon equipped by Wolf. deals 500 damage and freezes a creature. cooldown: 5/5.) G!$%h3d khopesh ( 2-handed weapon wielded by arra. summons 2 Gliched mummies. cooldown: 5/5) Starhander (0-handed weapon wielded by zoomninja. blinds one monster for 2 turns. cooldown: 3/3) crank cannon (2-handed weapon wielded by Jaerix. deals 300 damage to a target for three turns. you can select another target each turn. cooldown: 2/7. barrage: ended) weapons can be 1 or 2 handed. you can carry 1 two handed weapon or 2 one handed ones. when a large amount of creatures are summoned, their forces will be displayed as revives. Vehicles, when crewed, have 3 attacks per part alive. One per turn. One vehicle at a time Tank: crewed by: none tasseled turret: does 300 damage to a creature. 700/700 Void body: heals 200 to a creature. 1000/1000 Genie treads: One creature's wish is granted. 700/700 current boss: shadow void. helpers are invincible creatures who help in certain ways! current helpers: Rube (will give advice every turn.) current battlefield: S. void's tank (roof) Battlefield effect: tank crew (one monster crew will show up per turn) Those on battlefield: S. Void's tank's hatch: 800/5000 Zed (AG): 900/900 (ABILITY sibling bonding: as long as anabel is there, both get +100 max health.) Shadow zoom (AG): 1000/1000 Anabel (AG): 900/900 Tank SWAT trooper (PG): 800/800 Rube: "Huh, nice vehicle." Shadow void: "Now you have a tank too? That is just... Ridiculous." Godmodder HP: 94/100 Shadow Void (PG BOSS): 7,200/10,000 giant eagle (AG): 300/800 Zerg mother (AG): 1100/1100 Piper (AG): 900/900 Shantae (AG): 900/900 Purple avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 40% PG: 20%) Red avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 40% PG: 20%) Rotting Mound (AG): 1000/1000 Item portal (AG): 600/600 Fextal (AG): 1200/1200
Summoning Stale Memes (0/50) I forcibly summon the Godmodder with some weird metaphysical crap into an ice rink full of enough explosives to make Michael Bay blush. Then, I detonate them (I mean, Asthur died this way, so it might work...Then again, I'm not HIM).
Glitched mummies summoned. The godmodder helpfully reminds you he can't be hurt while a boss exists. With a giant bazooka. Ow. crafting: generic potion some material items: SCP-98359 (It's a gemspiked calculator with a skeletal structure and lungs and a tongue growing out of it. It deserves the SCP label) (Item. Does something random. Cooldown 1/2) Nature's spear (2-handed weapon bound to Zoomninja, heals all AG creatures by 300. cooldown: 4/4) Ice katana (2-handed Weapon equipped by Wolf. deals 500 damage and freezes a creature. cooldown: 5/5.) G!$%h3d khopesh ( 2-handed weapon wielded by arra. summons 2 Gliched mummies. cooldown: 0/5) Starhander (0-handed weapon wielded by zoomninja. blinds one monster for 2 turns. cooldown: 3/3) crank cannon (2-handed weapon wielded by Jaerix. deals 300 damage to a target for three turns. you can select another target each turn. cooldown: 3/7. barrage: ended) weapons can be 1 or 2 handed. you can carry 1 two handed weapon or 2 one handed ones. when a large amount of creatures are summoned, their forces will be displayed as revives. Vehicles, when crewed, have 3 attacks per part alive. One per turn. One vehicle at a time Tank: crewed by: none tasseled turret: does 300 damage to a creature. 700/700 Void body: heals 200 to a creature. 1000/1000 Genie treads: One creature's wish is granted. 700/700 current boss: shadow void. helpers are invincible creatures who help in certain ways! current helpers: Rube (will give advice every turn.) current battlefield: S. void's tank (roof) Battlefield effect: tank crew (one monster crew will show up per turn) Those on battlefield: S. Void's tank's hatch: 800/5000 Zed (AG): 900/900 (ABILITY sibling bonding: as long as anabel is there, both get +100 max health.) Shadow zoom (AG): 1000/1000 Anabel (AG): 900/900 Tank SWAT trooper (PG): 800/800 Rube: "A new fighter? Hi, my name is Rube." Shadow void: "Use your ridiculous tank or don't!" Godmodder HP: 94/100 Shadow Void (PG BOSS): 7,200/10,000 giant eagle (AG): 300/800 Zerg mother (AG): 1100/1100 Piper (AG): 900/900 Glitched mummies: 600/600 (x2) Shantae (AG): 900/900 Purple avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 40% PG: 20%) Red avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 40% PG: 20%) Rotting Mound (AG): 1000/1000 Item portal (AG): 600/600 Fextal (AG): 1200/1200
Zoom summons a Bureaucrat as a helper. Shadow Zoom mans the tank. Zed and Anabel finish off the SWAT Trooper.
Tank manned. choose one part to activate per turn. Bureaucrat added. Tank is already manned. +swat shield crafting: generic potion some material SWAT shield items: SCP-98359 (It's a gemspiked calculator with a skeletal structure and lungs and a tongue growing out of it. It deserves the SCP label) (Item. Does something random. Cooldown 1/2) Nature's spear (2-handed weapon bound to Zoomninja, heals all AG creatures by 300. cooldown: 4/4) Ice katana (2-handed Weapon equipped by Wolf. deals 500 damage and freezes a creature. cooldown: 5/5.) G!$%h3d khopesh ( 2-handed weapon wielded by arra. summons 2 Gliched mummies. cooldown: 0/5) Starhander (0-handed weapon wielded by zoomninja. blinds one monster for 2 turns. cooldown: 3/3) crank cannon (2-handed weapon wielded by Jaerix. deals 300 damage to a target for three turns. you can select another target each turn. cooldown: 3/7. barrage: ended) weapons can be 1 or 2 handed. you can carry 1 two handed weapon or 2 one handed ones. when a large amount of creatures are summoned, their forces will be displayed as revives. Vehicles, when crewed, have 3 attacks per part alive. One per turn. One vehicle at a time Tank: crewed by: none tasseled turret: does 300 damage to a creature. 700/700 Void body: heals 200 to a creature. 1000/1000 Genie treads: One creature's wish is granted. 700/700 current boss: shadow void. helpers are invincible creatures who help in certain ways! current helpers: Rube (will give advice every turn.) current battlefield: S. void's tank (roof) Battlefield effect: tank crew (one monster crew will show up per turn) Those on battlefield: S. Void's tank's hatch: 800/5000 Zed (AG): 900/900 (ABILITY sibling bonding: as long as anabel is there, both get +100 max health.) Shadow zoom (AG): 1000/1000 Anabel (AG): 900/900 Tank bombardier (PG): 700/700 Rube: "... Do I need to explain how to use the tank?" Shadow void: *hides in tank* Godmodder HP: 94/100 Shadow Void (PG BOSS): 7,200/10,000 giant eagle (AG): 300/800 Zerg mother (AG): 1100/1100 Piper (AG): 900/900 Glitched mummies: 600/600 (x2) Shantae (AG): 900/900 Purple avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 40% PG: 20%) Red avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 40% PG: 20%) Rotting Mound (AG): 1000/1000 Item portal (AG): 600/600 Fextal (AG): 1200/1200 Bureaucrat (AG): 500/500
The Bureaucrat uses his ability: +2 silver for every PG and N creature in play, then he unsummons himself. Zoom continues to convince the Avali to join him. Shadow Zoom tears apart the Tank bombardier. Zed and Anabel work to destroy the hatch.
Summoning Stale Memes (1/50) I proceed to steal the Boss Badge from the Shadow Void so it doesn't count as a boss anymore. Then, I smite it with this charge list (As in: I write down a massive list of charges, and I strangle it with him...Don't ask how I managed to do that). The list goes as: Summoning Zombies (0/4) Charging (0/2) Charging (0/3) Unleashing the power of the Dragon "Massager" (0/69) Punching the crap out of somehting (0/56) Summoning the Phantom Garbage (0/90) Spawning That-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named (0/3, since they're so weak mentioning them by name turns you into one of them). STANDING ON THE EDGE (0/V) Rigging elections (0/44) Being a nuisance (0/20) Summoning the Great Almighty Poo (0/517) Summoning the Greatest Weed (0/420) Going OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!! (0/9001) Summoning the guy who beat Call of Cthulhu (0/9999) Calling up a bunch of ducks (0/12) Calibrating the Calibrators (0/96) Summoning the Illuminati (0/333333) Cheating the crap out of everything (0/1) Becoming a Rap God (0/919) Spamming E-Mails (0/325) Writing Shipping Letters and sending them through dimensions to get a Yandere army (0/45) Bad Time (0/1) Worse Time (0/68) The Worst Time (0/-69) Planting Lemon Trees that grow Combustible Lemons (0/54) Excessively-Powerful Punch (0/120) A Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear (0/555) A Wall (0/88, and the GM has to pay it) Livin' the Thug Life (0/30) Getting an asymetrical aircraft to watch all this carnage (0/141) Creating Zombie Pirate Ninja Robots (0/456) Flooding Everyhting in Mountain Dew (0/360) Burying Everyone in Doritos (0/360) Noscoping all PGs (0/360) Giving everyone pictures of kittens (0/7) Being a jerk (0/3) Poking the crap out of everyone (0/67656654756863689*10^9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999) Nanomachines, son! (0/200) Creating the Most Badassest Cyborgest, Triangle-Shades-Wearing, MLG-est Ratel (0/560)
Choose a friendly monster first "What the-" The godmodder cancels all but the combustible lemon one. However, someone appears after all of the charges are shoved in the portal. +Camille, charge mage. (Guide) "Where- where am I?" -Camille Shadow void's boss badge A: Doesn't exist. B: he woul be in the core of his tank with it if it DID exist. "Now that's just OP" -Rube, master of hints. "I got a solution for you!" -cammile, charge mage. she then makes it a 7-charge attack. "uhhhh..." -godmodder "My god.." -Shadow void (Sry zoom, The godmodder didn't hear you over the charge overload.) crafting: generic potion some material SWAT shield items: SCP-98359 (It's a gemspiked calculator with a skeletal structure and lungs and a tongue growing out of it. It deserves the SCP label) (Item. Does something random. Cooldown 2/2) Nature's spear (2-handed weapon bound to Zoomninja, heals all AG creatures by 300. cooldown: 4/4) Ice katana (2-handed Weapon equipped by Wolf. deals 500 damage and freezes a creature. cooldown: 5/5.) G!$%h3d khopesh ( 2-handed weapon wielded by arra. summons 2 Gliched mummies. cooldown: 1/5) Starhander (0-handed weapon wielded by zoomninja. blinds one monster for 2 turns. cooldown: 3/3) crank cannon (2-handed weapon wielded by Jaerix. deals 300 damage to a target for three turns. you can select another target each turn. cooldown: 4/7. barrage: ended) weapons can be 1 or 2 handed. you can carry 1 two handed weapon or 2 one handed ones. when a large amount of creatures are summoned, their forces will be displayed as revives. Vehicles, when crewed, have 3 attacks per part alive. One per turn. One vehicle at a time Tank: crewed by: none tasseled turret: does 300 damage to a creature. 700/700 Void body: heals 200 to a creature. 1000/1000 Genie treads: One creature's wish is granted. 700/700 current boss: shadow void. helpers are invincible creatures who help in certain ways! current helpers: Rube, master of hints (will give advice every turn.) Cammile, charge mage (will give +1 charge to a random attack each turn.) current battlefield: S. void's tank (roof) Battlefield effect: tank crew (one monster crew will show up per turn) Those on battlefield: S. Void's tank's hatch: 800/5000 Zed (AG): 900/900 (ABILITY sibling bonding: as long as anabel is there, both get +100 max health.) Shadow zoom (AG): 1000/1000 Anabel (AG): 900/900 Tank bombardier (PG): 700/700 Tank Zombie (PG): 400/400 Godmodder HP: 94/100 Shadow Void (PG BOSS): 7,200/10,000 giant eagle (AG): 300/800 Zerg mother (AG): 1100/1100 Piper (AG): 900/900 Glitched mummies: 600/600 (x2) Shantae (AG): 900/900 Purple avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 40% PG: 20%) Red avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 40% PG: 20%) Rotting Mound (AG): 1000/1000 Item portal (AG): 600/600 Fextal (AG): 1200/1200 Bureaucrat (AG): 500/500
All the actions play out the same, except Anabel wishes that Void's would be permanently immobilized.
