Famous Last Words (Game)

It's not like he has any superpowers.

 

"I have enough time for one more match."

 

The rocket launcher shouldn't have spawned yet.

 

"Alright, just once more." -Me

 

"I better check how many alerts I have, I've been gone for a week" -Waffle 2017

 

If you think you have it bad, wait 'till Mushroom comes out with his autopsy report.

 

"You'll pay me when you're done, right?"

 

"I'm just going to grab this rocket launcher-"

 

Dark Souls is over rated.

 

"Oh my...! That's a cute little puppy!"
"I'll just smoke one more cigarette and then return to home."
"I can say it aloud! Our boss is idiot!"
"Some exercise doesn't hurt anyone..."
"Good thing is that those lions are behind this fence..."

 

'Tis only a flesh wound!

 

"Are you trying to scare me?"
"Wow... it's pretty high building..."
"Look! UFO on the sky!"
"We've come in peace!"
"I don't owe you nothing."

 

"I think I've studied enough for finals"

 

"Hey, are those corpses?"

 

"Oh look, there's a giant shadow on the floor"

 

"Hey, where'd the music go? Oh wait, there it is. That's a lot of bass."

 

"Who turned the lights off?"

"Oh look, a completely out-of-place treasure chest!"

"You don't stand a chance against me - " *gets shot mid-sentence*

"Hmmm, I wonder what that giant falling rock could be"


(Pre-1.3, when there was gravity in asteroid fields) *slips off an asteroid and keeps falling* "I wonder when the asteroid field ends, I'll beam to my ship as soon as anything happens" *Plummets into a bottomless void, dies and loses all their stuff* (this actually happened to me once, I rage-quit Starbound and didn't get back on for a few months )


(I couldn't be bothered reading 12 pages of "last words" messages, so please excuse me if I accidentally repeated one of your own phrases)

 

"Oh look!"

 

"Throw D-Class at it until it stops!"

 

"Okay men, we've been sent to eliminate a hostile base, I'm your commanding officer for the mission."