Chat Hels Chatroom IV: Helen High Water

Nirning guys and waffles.
Nirning Charlatan.
Nirning Valak.
Nirning Surenu.
Nirning Emag.
Nirning Pangaea.
Nirning Hidari.
Nirning Firepaw.
Nirning Milkcalf.
Nirning Witchcat.
Nirning Metaface.
Nirning Blaze.
Nirning Hel.

 

Nirning, Jimmy! How ya do?

 

Nirning Jimmy

Nirning Cat Wizard!

 

To quote the meme

warning: strong language and an angry tone. I'm not angry! I just don't have a nicer version of this :C

 

Well, it's time for this cat to have a sleep

 

Nirnning! Wait, that's a greeting. What's the goodbye version of that? Goonning?

 

Time for this guy as well!

See you guys tomorrow!

 

Goodnight Ms. Floofers(again )

Bye Meta!

 

Hmm... Last thoughts before I really leave, I want a joke, like someone here give me a really good joke, I want to laugh real hard when I come back tomorrow.

 

A wife wakes her hubby on a rainy Christmas night. She tells him, "I heard moose clattering on the roof!" The husband says "It's reindeer"

 

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Wipe.

 

Ugghh... Awful sleep.

 

Welp, 1000 likes? Thank you guys! x)

Nirning, ya'll, how is everyone doing?

 

I'm pretty good.

 

Hello beutiful people of the chatroom!

 

B-but...
Why would you annihilate your own colony?

"Nirning" is universal as greeting and goodbye, I do believe.

After a night's sleep I woke up to the peaceful sounds of chirping birds, meowing cats...
...and the neighbours singing "For he's a Jolly Good Fellow"

Also, Amsterdam is now advising their civil servants to use "Dear Amsterdammers" instead of "Dear Sir or Madam", to appease gender neutral people.
If this spreads to other cities I'm throwing myself off the goddamn bridge.


Bad news aside, the sun is shining, the weather is good. So good afternoon or what have you, ladies and gentlemen! How's everyone doing today?

 

What's a gender neutral..? Why can't they handle language properly?

Goood.... gooood.... the wedder masheen izz weerrrkkkkingggg azzz plannnedd

 

Nirning.
It's meant to mix both night and morning. With a meaning of all other time-based and non-time-based salutations thrown in for good measure.

It's your own fault for posting 1000 posts in my territory.

Nirning guys and waffles.
Nirnign Charlatan.
Nirning Valak.
Nirning Surenu.
Nirning Emag.
Nirnign Pangaea.
Nirning Hidari.
Nirnign Firepaw.
Nirning Milkcalf.
Nirning Witchcat.
Nirnign Metaface.
Nirning Blaze.
Nirning Hel.

Missed this line, they should have gone with Amsterdammed!

 

People who don't see themselves as man or woman, because somebody's gotta be a special snowflake.

And uhhh, yez, wedder masheen is werkin' verry gud.