if the above posters avatar was a NPC,what would they say?

I'm sorry, if its offending, and excuse like "Its a forum game." is futile. I've never think you can take it seriously.
But you are right. My posts are a little bit 'off' for certain people, and I apologize for that.

 

I was joking...seriously, I'm not offended, I know Carn as a character would be, but seriously, I have no problem at all, no need to apologise.
This happens a lot, darn Australian humour....

"By the power of lightning I smite thee!!"

 

Beep beep I'm a sheep I say beep beep I'm a sheep(don't ninja me)

 

Beep. Boop. I'm gonna be soup.

 

woah gee I wonder what this guy would say
oh yeah that's right

 

What. You got a problem with me?
(He looks edgy)

 

(*She)

"Took you long enough to get here."

 

"... What is this 'soul' you speak of?"

 

"Will someone tell me where I can find some shampoo for feathers?"

 

"Who's the salty one now? Oh wait, still me."

 

That was a good one, honesty.

"Take me to the nearest club, we're going dancing!"

 

"Can you write your name in yourself? No? Didn't think so."

 

"Who needs legs when you have wings like these?"

 

"Give me a hug... please...! I am so sad right now..."

 

"I CAST 9th LEVEL LIGHTNING STORM!!!!!"

 

"Quit with the salty jokes."

 

"A giant pink bird is looming behind me, but do I care?"

 

"Praise be to Kluex, for he brought us birdseed and tasty worms!"

 

"I think I'd be more useful on your fries than on your table"

 

"Why do Aerons get wings, but we don't?"

My avatar is an aeron, a species i'm wanting to make a mod for