if the above posters avatar was a NPC,what would they say?

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  1. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    "Well I could turn you into a frog, but mice are tastier!"
     
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  2. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "Did you know when snakes open their mouths they aren't smiling or yawning but just preparing their mouths to swallow their prey whole?"
     
  3. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    "I honestly don't care, Mr. Newt, your eye is going in the pot."
     
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  4. Tyle

    Tyle Existential Complex

    "For the last time, we don't do the 'ssssssnake' talk - it's a floran thing!"
     
  5. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    "I saw what you did, fifty mice and this all goes away."
     
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  6. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "Hoo hoo Whoooo are you?" SNIPED

    "Hey look at this, I swear you won't boa-live your eyes!"
     
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  7. Tyle

    Tyle Existential Complex

    "Contrary to popular belief, a barn owl does not hoot, but hiss instead. They do, however, make wonderful familiars and...um, emergency rations."
     
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  8. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Oxygen Tank

    "Little Owl, Little Owl.... I'm gonna have nightmares about Khepri..."
     
  9. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "No I will not teach you Japanese!"
     
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  10. not an eldritch beast

    not an eldritch beast Aquatic Astronaut

    and now I will- WAIT IS THAT A MOUSE
     
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  11. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "Quack quack!"
     
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  12. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    "See, you think I'm just a cat in a hat, but I also wear socks!"
     
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  13. not an eldritch beast

    not an eldritch beast Aquatic Astronaut

    GET 360 N0SCOP3D M8 I AM THE TOP PRO MLG SNEK
     
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  14. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    FGJNSDVNWIEFNPACMPGPWNPVNEWPGVNWPE
     
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  15. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "BAKA!"
     
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  16. not an eldritch beast

    not an eldritch beast Aquatic Astronaut

    Eye of newt, tail of alligator, and wait... I ate the mouse
     
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  17. Tyle

    Tyle Existential Complex

    "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
     
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  18. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    "Hoo hoo whooo are you?"
     
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  19. Marco93

    Marco93 Star Wrangler

    I am not a witch, I am The Witch, the original you might say.
     
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  20. not an eldritch beast

    not an eldritch beast Aquatic Astronaut

    Can you give me a hand? I'm feeling a bit bare bones and I have nobody to help me
     
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