If Haley is the Flower Queen and Alex is Flower King. So I'm the Flower God because I can take her away from him. I'm a God with my Dog.
In my game I just head-cannon that Alex is gay so that he and Haley really are just friends and he is okay with me and her. And if not, then all the Complete Breakfests I give him will cheer him up. "Hey dude I know I took your lady from you but here is a complete breakfest with pancakes, milk, eggs and hash-browns" "But it is 2:00pm.... aw what the heck!"
He's gotta get his protein intake. For all you know, he missed it this morning. You just saved his nutritionally infused day for the work outs later.
