The Unrelatables

Ohai. This is a Clan. A special Clan. A special Clan for special things, like making a tight network of close friends that can rely on and support each other. This is run as a democracy, everybody's equal in this Clan, but we temper that with the fact that we only allow people to join that we all know and enjoy. If you don't know what this is, you should get chummy with one of us and you can find out yourself. My friends and I made this after enjoying a New Years Eve party together over Skype. We all have dysfunctional families and tragic stories, but we prefer to share our joy amongst ourselves and anyone insane enough to listen to us babble. If you don't know any of us, or you don't want to become part of a close-knit group of superfriends, this isn't the place your looking for. Prepare for bombardments of gifs, memes, laughter and clan events if you stick around.

Halfway through this I realize I am gathering the most unstable, loud, chaotic, and otherwise fantastic individuals on the Forums. This is like the beginning of an ill-advised College Party, but it involves half the town and a massive prison break. Awesome.

(This is a close-knit group, you can only get in via invite. Prove you are kind and awesome and maybe a little insane, and we will have the greatest joy in welcoming you into our midst)

CURRENT EVENT: NONE YET.

CURRENT "FAMILY" MEMBERS:

Sir Wilfrey (Founder, Brave Leader, Introverted Maniac With A Deathwish)
Miss Alkane (Sword-fighting elf badass)
Firepaw Da Cat (Slightly Unstable Magic Cat)
Quitaren (Pet Floofy Woofy)
Apathy Applied (Loveable And Innocent Robot Sociopath)
Zeskorion (Megalomaniacal Pyromaniac)
ZAYABUCKET (Pineapple Enthusiast)
Crossfang (Unpredictable Floran Scientist)
Zebe (Mysterious Santa-Impersonator/Syndicate Runner)
JesusBillyChrist (Pixel Art Turtle)
Kaede Grimwater (Shy Yet Kind Person That Hides A Great Power)
Tatterdemalion (With Great Writing Comes Great Responsibility)
DrVoodoo (Quiet Fellow That Prefers To Be Neither Seen Nor Heard)

This is sorta moving into a large Skype chat, but feel free to leave messages and etc for each other here!


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I am here now, sorry for taking so long

 

Ohai hello, I didn't see you there.
I would like to introduce to you the super special magic brush cleaner.

What do we do as a clan anyway?

 

Well, put a mention of being a member in your signature or something. And soon I hope to do stuff such as shitposting and just generally being shit. Maybe light Roleplay as a highly dysfunctional family, sorta the whole theme of the clan.

 

Have fun and adventure!

 

I can do that
Where in my signature should I place it?

 

I dunno.[DOUBLEPOST=1451627277][/DOUBLEPOST](For @Apathy Applied to get in here)

 

Quitaren may be the pet floofy woofy but he's a rather dirty one tbh. u_u

 

Agreed. Go read my little story on Skype, I'm even worse.

 

You got the magic part down, but I am not unstable!

 

Yeah okay sure.

 

Why can't I be the loyal co-founding floofy woofy?

 

Hello people and animal things, I finally decided using the internet was a good thing to do. Hello hello

 

I exist here now

 

oi, the newbie is here. hello everyone.

 

You don't believe me? *Twitches*

Hello!

 

You've both been added to the slaughter fun times, enjoy.

 

they are synonymous anyways

 

(I'm not a Christmas elf though)

(Also, I'm not mad at family. Some stuff may have happened, but I'm not mad at any of you. I am sorry for any overreaction I might've had.)

 

(I know you aren't, I don't know what else to call you that fits up there in terms of making sense)
(You're fine, no one was in the right on Skype, no one)[DOUBLEPOST=1451662239][/DOUBLEPOST]A few new members, awesome! A few more are pending, and then I'll have invited everyone I hang out with on a fairly regular basis, and I'll turn the job over to other recommendations from people here.