Avatar Fight!

I defeat you with friendship.

I owe you one.

 

Your friendship is powerless! I shall cast my ultimate spell! BIMBOOZEL FABDOOKI OOOBI SHAN! YES, I FEEL THE POWER GROWING! I- I- OH NO! OH NO WE'RE FUSING, SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG!

 

I retaliate your water with water!! Have fun melting my witch cat friend!

 

Water type, eh? We'll defeat you too-

WITH FRIENDSHIP.

 

OWL BEA(T/K) YOU WITH MY PUNS!

 

I can't believe friendship killed this thread
again


I've had enough of the puns and forcibly unfuse both of us. We're now vulnerable.
please kill me

 

Jokes on you, I'm always vulnerable! This makes no difference to me so I just kick you while you're down!

 

I use your weakness to magically rip your souls from the husks of your mortal selves. I then place you in my special phylactery.

 

My husk is now a zombie and attacks you while you're distracted putting us in a box!

 

I created the zombie, and I'm a lich. The zombies are mine and fight for me.

 

I cast Dominate Creature, my zombies now!

 

Is this wizard battle now?

I disintegrate the zombies. Now they are no one's.

 

I cast Reanimate, Ash Elemental attack!

 

I increase disintegration power! Now they are atomised.

 

I cast Redo, bam, you didn't do that. ATTACK, ASH!

 

I turn the volume up on my headphones to omega alpha ultima 11. The resulting sonic wave annihilates the Ash monsters. It also liquifies my skull, but whatevs.

 

I draw my hooks swords and cut you to pieces.

 

Your hooks and swords shatter harmlessly off my cybernetic implants.

 

Not hooks and swords, hook swords. And they're indestructible, so no they don't,

 

I open an interdimensional rift and relocate both your arms into the void.