Can you do me a favour?

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Pangaea, Dec 27, 2016.

  1. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    I would, but it exploded when I picked it up... So I've got a mess to clean up.

    Do me a favour and pass me the paper towels.
     
  2. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but Uni gave me a paper allergy.

    Do me a favor and get me some pickled cucumbers.
     
  3. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    I would, but all I've got is picked cabbage; or should I say, sauerkraut.

    Do me a favour and help me with these jughands!
     
  4. HunterC1998

    HunterC1998 Cosmos Killer

    I would but I'm too busy giving you that face..

    Do me a solid and bring the dinosaurs back from extinction.
     
  5. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    I would but the last time I used my DNA machine I accidentally created a swarm of sentient carrots that took over the world and enslaved all of humanity.

    Do me a favour and tell me a bedtime story.
     
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  6. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    I would, but my stories would probably keep you up at night.

    Do me a favour, and help me eat all these oranges.
     
  7. HunterC1998

    HunterC1998 Cosmos Killer

    I would but I have a small pink dinosaur on my back smacking me with a frying pan and yelling "Not the momma!" At me...

    Do me a favor and give me all your money..
     
  8. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but I don't have any money myself.

    Do me a favor and make me less tired.
     
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  9. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    I would but I ran out of caffeine when I tried to prevent a colony of ants from slacking whilst they built an underground city for me.

    Do me a favour and get me some more rum!
     
  10. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    I would, but I drank it all. I'm going to regret this in the morning...

    Do me a favour, and get me a hangover cure.
     
  11. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    Ah...errr...well you seeeee, I'mmm too drernk to....help you.

    Do me a favour and get me some fries.
     
  12. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but I used all the potatos to make vodka.

    Do me a favor and make me not feel in pain.
     
  13. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    I would, but it would involve shorting out your central nervous system, and probably kill you.

    Do me favour and flip this table => ┬─┬
     
  14. HunterC1998

    HunterC1998 Cosmos Killer

    I would but I'm too lazy to figure out how to make that list of symbols..

    Do me a favor and tell me what is the difference between favor and favour.
     
  15. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    I would, but that will involve explaining proper English spelling to you Yankees.

    Do me a favour and build the 'device'.
     
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  16. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    I would, but the parts are over there.

    Do me a favour and get them for me.
     
  17. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    I would but I couldn't pick them up because my hands were stolen by a bear.

    Do me a favour and make a sandwich for me.
     
  18. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    I would, but unfortunately I am a sandwich man, I can't condone any un authorised sandwich construction.

    Do me a favour and find me a book.
     
  19. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    I would but all the paper in the world got burnt up when an alligator dropped her cigar.

    Do me a favour and wash my dishes for me.
     
  20. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but that would perpetuate your cycle of laziness and ultimately make you unable to function as an adult human being.

    Do me a favour and defeat ISIS.
     

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