I would but I'm not slav enough to go near it Do me a favour and give me back all the time I wasted watching Life of Boris
I would but I lost all my phones contacts so I cant contact the time god Do me a favor and tell about you're day
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" well, I guess He's tired. Do me a favour and stop the Shoggoth.
I would but last tast time I got sacrificed to the spider and I don't want to do that again Do me a favor and give me some sugar, I am your neighbor.
I would but I'm having more fun ruling her kingdom Do me a favour and invade the neighbouring kingdoms for me