Can you do me a favour?

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Pangaea, Dec 27, 2016.

  1. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    I would but it's also holding me hostage.

    Do me a favour and go get some mayonnaise.
     
  2. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but I'm not slav enough to go near it

    Do me a favour and give me back all the time I wasted watching Life of Boris
     
  3. not an eldritch beast

    not an eldritch beast Aquatic Astronaut

    I would but I lost all my phones contacts so I cant contact the time god

    Do me a favor and tell about you're day
     
  4. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but I don't want my mind to break by looking at you

    Do me a favour and wake up Cuthullu
     
  5. Marco93

    Marco93 Star Wrangler

    "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" well, I guess He's tired.

    Do me a favour and stop the Shoggoth.
     
  6. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but I invoke him too much

    Do me a favour and get on this altar
     
  7. not an eldritch beast

    not an eldritch beast Aquatic Astronaut

    I would but last tast time I got sacrificed to the spider and I don't want to do that again

    Do me a favor and give me some sugar, I am your neighbor.
     
  8. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but I ate it all

    Do me a favour and cook me some eggs
     
  9. Marco93

    Marco93 Star Wrangler

    I would but the eggs hatched.

    Do me a favour and kill these giant chickens.
     
  10. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but then the townspeople would kill me

    Do me a favour and get me my 9th life back
     
  11. Marco93

    Marco93 Star Wrangler

    I'm sorry but I'm poor, I don't have 100 coins.

    Do me a favour and find the princess.
     
  12. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but I'm having more fun ruling her kingdom

    Do me a favour and invade the neighbouring kingdoms for me
     
  13. Marco93

    Marco93 Star Wrangler

    I would but my army is made of hamster.

    Do me a favour and help me feeding my hamsters.
     
  14. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but I ate them

    Do me a favour and dance
     
  15. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    I would but I have no feet.

    Do me a favour and go buy me some.
     
  16. not an eldritch beast

    not an eldritch beast Aquatic Astronaut

    I would but the rabbit that held me hostage also stole all my money

    Do me a favor and do the thing
     
  17. Tela The Floran

    Tela The Floran Aquatic Astronaut

    I would, but I'm in the middle of doing another thing.

    Do me a favor and shine my shoes.
     
  18. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but you're not wearing any

    Do me a favour and polish my broom
     
  19. Tela The Floran

    Tela The Floran Aquatic Astronaut

    I would, but I'm all out of varnish.

    Do me a favor and run to the store to pick up some milk.
     
  20. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but I drank it all

    Do me a favour and get me some fish
     

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