Can you do me a favour?

I would but last time that fish uhh... lets just say I was a bit tied up for a week

Do me a favor and get this cement of my feet

 

I would but, well, u already did

do me a favor and give me faster internet

 

I would but I don't have that kind of money.

Do me a favor and order me pizza

 

I would but i somehow always put too much sugar in it

Do me a favor and give some1 else a chance on this game

 

I would, but I can barely cook you anything.

Do me a favor and help me get two new gaming PC.

 

I would but unfortunately I don't have the money to get one even for my own.

Do me a favour and do someone a favour for me.

(And if that isn't allowed, do me a favour and send birb.)

 

i would, but unfortunately the birb became hyper-intelligent in a microwave-related accident

it is trying to build a raygun with the remains of the microwave, do me a favour and please send help

 

I would do it, but I am not a phone mechanic.

Do me a favor and get me a cat.

 

i would but i'm allergic.

do me a favour and bring me all my plushies for a group hug!

 

I would, but I think I have sold it out to the orphan in a garage sale.

Do me a favor and get me some banana.

 

I would if they weren't extinct.

Do me a favor and get me a steak.

 

I would, but... steak in my country is really expensive.

Do me a favor and tame me a whale.

 

Um... I think I might've just ate it. Yes, the entire whale.

Do me a favor and find me an eye.

 

i would, but i can't see any.

do me a favour and sign this important business document!