Can you do me a favour?

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Pangaea, Dec 27, 2016.

  1. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    I would, but I don't happen to have a readily available army. Maybe you should ask the U.S? Oh wait.

    Do me a favour and make the U.S government get of their fat arses.
     
  2. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    I would, but I'm Canadian, and have no influence on American politics.

    Do me a favour and have some of this créme caramel. It's delicious.
     
  3. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    I would, but considering a number of factors, doing so would make me incredibly ill and further push me towards death.

    Do me a favor, and do me a favor.
     
  4. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would but I am incredibly lazy.

    Do me a favour and get me some zinc salve against abrasions.
     
  5. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would, but I have a deadly allergy that causes me to violently explode when near that stuff.

    But hey, do me a favour and give me your soul.
     
  6. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but I sold it to the devil last week.

    Do me a favor and tickle me.
     
  7. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I'm not into that kinky stuff, sorry

    Do me a favour and choke me
     
  8. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but my parole officer says no.

    Do me a favor and get the president to get me an amnesty.
     
  9. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Sorry bro, he's too busy shit posting.

    But hey, do me a solid and turn into a liquid
     
  10. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    I would, but the process would probably kill me, so I'll pass.

    Do me a solid, solidify this water. I mean freeze it. gotta chill my G&T somehow.
     
  11. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I'm a witch, not a cryomancer.

    Do me a favour and don't call me a wizard.
     
  12. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    I would, but I know it riles you up, kappa.

    Do me a favour and do something about all the snow.
     
  13. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    *same excuse as before*

    do me a favour and don't do me a favour
     
  14. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but these ten million dollars are too heavy, you can have them.

    Do me a favour and make me a steak.
     
  15. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    I would, but I'm not dragging out the grill in the middle of winter.

    Do me a favour and clear out out the carbon monoxide in my house.
     
  16. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but it's cold outside.

    Do me a favor and retake Constantinople.
     
  17. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    I would, but I can't seem to find it on a map.

    Do me a favour and don't invade Gallipoli.
     
  18. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but eternal Axis I guess.

    Do me a favour and teach me maths.
     
  19. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Wish I could, but I never went to school

    Do me a favour and get me breakfast
     
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  20. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but it's night where I live.

    Do me a favour and destroy the weak.
     

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