Can you do me a favour?

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Pangaea, Dec 27, 2016.

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  1. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    I would but I'm one of the weak ones and I don't want to be destroyed,

    Do me a favour and teach me how to type without making typos.
     
    Pangaea, Jan 2, 2017
    #61
  2. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    o wourld butt im bretty bad at iz myselg

    Do me a favour and comb @Pangaea 's avatar's hair.
     
    Surenu, Jan 2, 2017
    #62
  3. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but it's already purrfect.

    Do me a favour and help me with making more puns
     
    Witch Cat, Jan 2, 2017
    #63
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  4. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but I'm a woodchuck and still have to find out how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    Do me a favour and get me a LearJet
     
    Surenu, Jan 2, 2017
    #64
  5. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would, but I'm under legal drinking age.

    Do me a favour and get in my white van
     
    Witch Cat, Jan 2, 2017
    #65
  6. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but I've filled up on candy two streets prior.

    Do me a favour and get me an FM148-Stinger surface-to-air missile.
     
    Surenu, Jan 2, 2017
    #66
  7. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    I would but the last time I gave someone one of my weapons they used it to attack an innocent gnome village. Many lives were lost.

    Do me a favour and give me a haircut.
     
    Pangaea, Jan 2, 2017
    #67
  8. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    I would, don't get me wrong, I really would, but I don't know how to cut hair.

    Do me a favour and give me some life goals.
     
    BlueShard, Jan 2, 2017
    #68
  9. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I can't, that's something you need to discover yourself.

    Do me a favour and help me cook
     
    Witch Cat, Jan 2, 2017
    #69
  10. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    I would but all of my cooking equipment was stolen by @Surenu

    Do me a favour and get my cookwares back.
     
    Pangaea, Jan 2, 2017
    #70
  11. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but Surenu is dead.

    Do me a favour and get my will to live back
     
    Witch Cat, Jan 3, 2017
    #71
  12. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would, but 2016 took my own.

    Do me a favour and give me something to do.
     
    Surenu, Jan 3, 2017
    #72
  13. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    I would but I enjoy making you slowly go crazy because you have nothing to do.

    Do me a favour and make a video game for me.
     
    Pangaea, Jan 3, 2017
    #73
  14. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I would but it would be a bad CoD clone.

    Do me a favour and let the Illuminati have me join.
     
    Surenu, Jan 3, 2017
    #74
  15. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    I would but the last time I invited anyone to a cult it was to worship a dog that could gamble and no one liked it.

    Do me a favour and figure out cold fusion.
     
    Pangaea, Jan 3, 2017
    #75
  16. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    I would, if it wasn't physically impossible. Some thing with perpetual motion and reactionless engines.

    Do me a favour and solve this Rubik's cube.
     
    Roland Weiss, Jan 3, 2017
    #76
  17. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    I would, but that's a ghost cube, I don't have the time to figure that out.

    Do me a favour and give me an authentic replica of a colonial iron clad.
     
    BlueShard, Jan 3, 2017
    #77
  18. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but the guy from the Pawnstars show told me it's not worth much, so I burnt it.

    Do me a favour and give me a sponge bath
     
    Witch Cat, Jan 4, 2017
    #78
  19. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    I would.....who am I kidding, no, no I would never, ever...EVER give you a sponge bath.

    Do me a favour and explode.
     
    BlueShard, Jan 4, 2017
    #79
  20. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I would but I'm not Muslim
    im sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorryim sorry though I can make that joke because I was Muslim, right?


    Do me a favour and be yourself
     
    Witch Cat, Jan 4, 2017
    #80
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