Chucklefish Clash - Christmas Special

No death today! Take this time to enjoy new year's with your tributes before it's too late!

 

But I didn't get my dayly dose of death. Now I need to play destiny 2 more.

 

It's not even the Christmas season anymooooooooore!
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The Purple Dragon questions his sanity with his friend The Pink Whale. Though the Pink Whale keeps screaming something about "He'll", what will he do? He may never know. In the meantime though, Pan receives an explosive! On it, a note from her sponsor telling her to have a fun new year. New Years was last year tho, that's weird. Pan shrugs and starts setting up her fireworks but is constantly plagued with visions of her raiding some ISP offices with a horse, mushroom, and a skeleton who was way too excited to be smashing routers, going on about showing that slippery eel. (How lucky that my subplot about Mr Bones wanting to end Net Neutrality came to fruition). But as Pan is readying up the scene, in the distance she could see Witch running away from his own potion who had sprouted limbs and shooting at him with a bow and arrow. Little bubbles with what looked like alphabet soup in them floating above to spell (haha spell) "I'LL USE YOUR BLOOD IN MY BREW". But Pan's attention is drawn away as Harold and Frozen Water walk hand-in-hand (hand-in-iceacle) while carrying cabin supplies and a first aid kit. They explain to Pan that they're going to build a little hut, "For the baby," Harold adds, patting his stomach expectantly.

Cutesy and Slider see this and both begin to question their sanity again, Slider, however, was in a tree when he started and fell to his death. RIP him. Oh and somewhere Jake pushes Waffle off a cliff as the power of his crooked star turned him into a crooked cop but I couldn't think of a romance/pregnancy subplot for Waffle so there she goes.

Oh and fiiiiiiiiiiiiive golden rings. Good night people!

 

Mmm, thorns. And Nibolas, I bet you're scheming something with Frozen Water right now, that "unknown sponsor".

 

I guess this marks the day the music died. Who knew Don Mclean sang about future events?

 

The ride! The ride of Net Neutrality's skeletal torment never ends!

 

I'm sorry waffle. This doesn't mean I'm kicked out of the waffles bar, right? Is cobalt still in?

 

As the miraculous 100th post in this thread, the ice will blow up!

 

Avenge me, AVENGE ME! All who had wronged me and stolen from me will be cursed, CURSED I say!

 

And not cursed at the same time!

 

When you say I question my sanity, do you mean that I question if I was ever sane at all?

 

hi guys post soon i promise that i didn't accidentally let the west/kingdom of loathing games take over my life hahaha

 

My true love gave to me- Wait, what was that noise?


I don't like the look of that rip in the fabric of reality. Someone put some duct tape over it or something! You! Yeah you, Carl, go put some tape on it. Fix it! What do we pay you for? I don't care if you miss your family now go!
Shit ok, it's spewing toxic gas now. Uhh, wait we can use this to our advantage. Contestants! Get ready for...

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Death comes! Yaaaaayyyyy. Dead is sort of Christmasy, right?

The Angry Toaster takes his chance to claim a life and begins very aggressively throwing toasted bread at Witch all the while screaming "TOASTERS TOAST TOAST!" to which Witch hopelessly replied "THEY TOAST BREAD," but the sadistic toaster did not stop until Witch collapsed into the cloud of smoke from utter despair. His Brew followed him to his 2nd life -- or was it 3rd? 6th possibly. Witch should take better care of himself -- after Frozen Water pushed it into the cloud. He killed it in cold blood. Eh? Ehhh? OK anyway, Purple Dragon saw the cloud and simply kinda just, flew over it. Leaving Cutesy stranded to die like IT"s popularity. Seriously that movie just got wiped off the face of the Earth a month after it got released. The Mushroom Lord uses his friends the carrots to soak up all the toxin saving him while the Horse kinda just runs away. Gas can't get him if he can run faster than the wind! Net Neutrality survived too! Right, guys? It's still around, right? Moving onto the others before I soak my computer in tears, jake blindly walks into the cloud and dies. Mostly because star matter doesn't have eyes. Or a nose. How is he even wearing clothes? Goddamn space-time rip making stuff weird.

Frozen Kun rushes over to Harold Senpai, waving excitedly as frozen icicles of joy poured out from his eyes, "Haaaaaaaaaarold Senpai, so many people have died, our chances of being together are getting better and better!" Harold, however, didn't look back. Merely staring into the mist of onion-smelling death that approached him, "H-Harold? Are you ok?" he whimpered as he edged closer and Harold suddenly turned, revealing Skeleton Senpai in his arms! "HAROLD!" Frozen shrieked as Skeleton Senpai pushed himself deeper into Harold's old, wrinkly flesh that smelled of raisins. "I'm sorry Ice Chan, but I'll be more like Mr. Bones in death than I'll ever be with you!" he screamed back, shuddering as he fought back tears, "申し訳ありません氷の男は、私が欲しい唯一の骨は、ミスター・ボーンズです！" he said as he jumped into the mist with Mr. Bones, never to be seen again.

ok uhhh... elsewhere

Pangea runs hand in hand with her new bird friend into the mist. Fearing wild cats will eat them, the bird fearing cats cuz he's a bird and Pangea fearing them because she has like, 50 fishes on her heard. And so they jump in together and the end event over please close portal we killed like 10 people please don't come after me.

.desaelp t'nsi ti nehw latrop eht ees ot tnaw t'nod uoY
,efirts emos dda dna ,kcab og emit
.desaeppa ton si ti rof ,snaorg latrop eht​

Pangea runs hand in hand with her new bird friend into the mist. Fearing wild cats will eat them, the bird fearing cats cuz he's a bird and Pangea fearing them because she has like, 50 fishes on her heard. But her bird friend pushes Pan into the mist, killing her instantly. Drama!

The sacrafices knit the portal shut. For now.

I need some egg nog after this.

 

I mean when water freezes it pushes out all the impurities in them so with how much Frozen Water is melting and refreezing, all those toxins are kept out. But hey, he might die from a broken heart now that Harold is Horrorold.

 

It's okay. Avos has a thick hydrocarbon atmosphere. I should be fine