Clan Infinity: Celebrating 10th Reincarnation!

Welcome, my friend, to the clan without end,
An invitation to you we would like to extend.
Please stay for a visit and take a look around,
If you have any questions, don't let them confound!
We would be happy to have you, and all that we ask,
Is that you have tons of fun, not a terrible task.
Whether you stay for a minute or a great deal more,
You will always be welcome to step through our door.
~Sham the Sexy Bard​

"Alas, poor Saalad! I knew him, Kurwaffles: A fellow of INFINITE jest, Of most excellent fancy: He hath amused us with randomness a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! Here hung those posts that we have read. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your spam of likes that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? Quite chap-fallen? Now get you to archives, and tell Renascentis, let it know that time is over. For now it is Kurwaffles. And all is infinite."
~Blackleaf the Swedish Sous Chef

"The point is, we truly do live up to our mascot. We truly do live up to our name. An infinite clan. Eternally reborn, no matter what scars or harm caused before, just as the Phoenix. Transcending far beyond ever thought possible, surpassing the bounds of the stars that we once all gathered and waited for.

We truly are Clan Infinity."
~Milly Rainbowskittlez the Wonderful Cheesemaker

"Kebabo!!1"
~Argthrond, before being brutally slain by Spike

"Hambuergers."
~The ever-mysterious Luna

"Pierogi."
~Saal, the cat who wanted to add Polish cuisine to the list

"@Pancakes"
~Clan Infinity, calling out to the power of breakfast cereal

✧ﾟ･:~* 10th reincarnation! *~:･ﾟ✧
It's time to party! Gotta message all members who haven't visited the thread in a while... Where's @Pancakes ?!

Another thing: We're here for more than 5 years now!
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And now for what goes on in our glorious clan:

International Shitpost Day™

Every day from 12:00am/00:00 to 11:59pm/23:59 there are occurances of those nasty little shitposts that ravage various parts of this clan thread. Strange but necessary, the threshold of these unnatural disasters ranges from flimsy gusts of melodrama to massive, reality-distorting gales of absolute terror. (gasp!) Protection is advised but will do little good against such common phenomena, obviously as the point of this celebration is to chase down and record the amazing power of these posts. The fabulous Shitpost Master Spike is currently the title-holder of this festival.


Infinipods

Irregular due to those dreaded time zones, Infinipods are a magical gathering of members from this clan who enjoy a short moment of pillow talk before they must retire to that tiresome chore of real world living. The usual number of lovely participants has been between a couple to many, and when things get busy on the chat it's a load of fun~! Chatting is done via the steam client, and members can choose to type or speak while participating in the Infinipod. Again, it's so darn rare to get everybody on this bandwagon due to all the different time zones our members live in that many often miss the Infnipods that do occur, poor things!

Due to recent eventings, Infinipods may also be held on Discord which can be reached here: https://discord.gg/0kxqCSGuSK8DFGhs


Gamathons

Like the infinipods, Gamathons are a sort of gathering for Infinity members but focus on playing games in a marathon fashion and chatting at the same time~! Almost rarer than it's shy cousin, this lovely event is plagued by game choices that not all members may have or want to play; when a common ground is found, however, then the real fun begins~. Yet again, time zones are there to block out those who cannot be online for when such a rare little event starts; but, with proper planning, the Gamathon- and the Infinipod as well- can achieve a relatively high participation amount when it coincides with most of the time zones.

Clan servers:

Ask Jimlad and/or Dunto about possible Terraria or Don't Starve Together servers. Or ask them about hosting your favourite game!

What's Starbound?

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In Wonderful Alphabetical Order with (Dates Joined):
It was hard to collect all those dates.

@alex (time immorial)
@Alucard I (Jan 9, 2013)
@Argthrond (Jul 27, 2012)
@Auraknight (Jun 24, 2014)
@Authos (time immorial)
@AzurianLight (Feb 21, 2013)
@Blackleaf (time immorial)
@Blue Wig (dawn of BWO)
@Britefire (Dec 6, 2012)
@BrutorDragon (Murky) (Apr 11, 2012)
@CaptainMcManface (Jun 1, 2012)
@creepwolf (Sep 14, 2012)
@Curtis6566 (Jun 19, 2012)
@cyberspyXD (Jan 25, 2015)
@Dat Critter (time immorial)
@donleong94 (Jan 20, 2014)
@Dunto (Jul 7, 2015)
@FleetingFlowAir (Sep 1, 2012)
@Flying Potato of Doom (time immorial)
@Force2Reckon (time immorial)
@Forest the Vth (Dec 8 2013)
@Freddy (Jan 21, 2013)
@General Purringson (After the war of catnip)
@GravityFlux (Jun 6, 2013)
@Gredd18 (time immorial)
@Guppy The Cat (time immorial)
@HerpzDerpzies (Jan 11, 2013)
@iBanana 4S™ (time immorial)
@ImmortalFrog (~August 23, 2013)
@Jimlad 42 (May 29, 2012)
@Lintton (Once upon a time)
@Liwosz (May 3, 2012)
@Luna (Feb 23, 2013)
@Mailboxhead (Jul 5, 2013)
@Meldieboy (Jul 26, 2012)
@Mercury Gilado (Feb 27, 2014)
@MichaelAker (time immorial)
@Milly Rainbowskittlez (Aug 18, 2012)
@Mr. Mystery (Apr 9, 2012)
@Pancakes (May 14, 2012)
@pwner53 (May 23, 2012)
@Rockpipe (Dec 18, 2012)
@skelay (March 30, 2014)
@Saal (Apr 20, 2012)
@SanctusRegen (Apr 18, 2013)
@Satan (dawn of time)
@Sham (Sep 8, 2012)
@Shinxy-Chan (Aug 22, 2012)
@Softenik (May 29, 2012)
@Solum (May 27, 2012)
@Spike (Aug 6, 2013 for second time)
@Tiny Master of Music (Apr 12, 2012)
@TvK (Feb 1, 2014)
@Vapor Horologium Corpus (Apr 13, 2012)
@Vortex594 (May 28, 2012)
@WoxandWarf (Dec 26, 2012)
@xenonni (time immorial)
@Zouleena (time immorial)

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What's this? You want to know how these fine individuals signed their mortal souls to the circles of Infinity?
They applied using the Clan Contract, of course!:​

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Even before firstly,

Proper grammar and usage of dots, commas, question signs etc. is a key to be understood and accepted by other clanmates. It's not like we'll correct every little error you'll make like grammar nazi would, but be informed that writing badly won't help you in getting along with the people here.


Firstly,

Be well-acquainted with the rules of the forum. Spend some time with the forum, and post in it. You will likely not see much of it if you are joining the glorious Clan Infinity, but nonetheless it is for the best that you respect the site that houses this thread and show that you are a common user of its many threads.


Secondly,

Become well-acquainted with this clan. You don't just go selling your soul willy-nilly to every dictatorship that looks great! If for some reason you join and later find out that Infinity was not for you, there is no escape. Apply after you know your soul will be well-spent, and everything will be juuuust dandy~.


Thirdly,

As with all dictatorships, if any of the glorious co-dictators catch you being a rude little punk they will send you to the dreadful 'Booty Bandit Boot Camp' and you don't want that, no no!


Fourthly,

Glorious Commander Saal is in constant need of fish. He obtains such delectable goods from daily shipments by enslaved fishermen but will smile upon you should you present a fine specimen in the thread after joining the clan. Fishiness is subjective. It's better to have a powerful friend, don't you think~?


Lastly,

You must present the contract in the spoiler below to one of the three Co-Dictators via private conversation. Just copy-pasta the cute little thing and fill it out with relevant details. Remember to attach your soul to it before mailing. Return postage is darn expensive!

Your preferred nickname:

What makes Infinity the best choice for you?:

Is there anything that you would like to share with us?:

Acknowledge that you have read the clan guidelines:

Are you a criminal scum?:

Will you post a fish?:

Is your soul attached to this contract? (important):

As long as you've completed all points, you can be 99% sure you'll join us without any problem.

But what’s this? you don’t know who the current co-leaders are?
Well that’s an easy and simple thing!
The current co-leaders are:

Luna
Milly
Saal​

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Good Nirning Clan ∞. And congratulations on 10 reincarnations! We have come a long way! And here's to ∞ more!

 

Ayyy lmao memes n shit
500 more pages of pure shitposting, Go!

 

Like strange magical white books you find on mage's towers.
I'm sure that could never go wrong.

 

Happy 10th Reincarnation Infinity

 

I just got off work in time for the 10th thread? Nice.

Also, that's an insane number of posts.
I'd also like to point out that in the time since I've joined I've finished, high school, learned how to drive a car and finished college. Time sure flies.

 

Happy new thread, everyone!
This time we need to focus on gathering the best content we have created and summon all the clanmates who disappeared!
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"Content"

 

Alright, I meant the shitposts.

 

Yes, thats the C O N T E N T I come here for.

 

More shitposts please!!! \O/
And ayyy this is the 10th thread in our clan, keep it going!!!

Edit: @Pancakes

 

Who are you people.

@Jimlad 42

EDIT: My mouse died.

 

Don't you remember?

I'm you.

 

....But Stronger?

 

I clicked on the wrong undertale video and now my feed is filled with these:











https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86WZsr-jRDY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVgPmQyeKR8

 

....Why does everyone suddenly go inactive on a new thread.