Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. ruddthree

    ruddthree Phantasmal Quasar

    Granted, you receive the money. You just have to convert them from 5.14 USD first.

    I wish that I was a bird.
     
  2. Daikon Ocelot

    Daikon Ocelot Spaceman Spiff

    Your wish granted, but then a hunter shoots you and sells your meat at the local market.

    I wish I have an M48 Patton medium tank.
     
  3. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Granted, but it comes from Ikea.

    I wish for a small rubber skull.
     
  4. Daikon Ocelot

    Daikon Ocelot Spaceman Spiff

    Granted, but it is not a skull.

    I wish Starbound release a new update.
     
  5. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted, but no mods will be compatible with the new version.

    I wish for a sphere.
     
  6. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Granted, it's a colossal sphere which rolls over the Earth and flattens everything in it's path.

    I wish for a muffin.
     
  7. Daikon Ocelot

    Daikon Ocelot Spaceman Spiff

    Granted, but it has expired a century ago.

    I wish for a Hylotl friend.
     
  8. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Granted, but they're into cannibalism.

    I wish for the ability to shape shift with no negative side effect or pain.
     
  9. Daikon Ocelot

    Daikon Ocelot Spaceman Spiff

    Granted, but you forgot how to do it.

    I wish for a Floran enemy.
     
  10. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    granted. this floran over here is now your enemy. say hello!

    i wish for chocolate!
     
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  11. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but you can't eat it.

    I wish I didn't have to suffer.
     
  12. D.M.G.

    D.M.G. Master Astronaut

    Granted but now you live in an extra comfy house with kitten ^^

    I wish I had a zeppelin
     
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  13. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but you don't know how to operate it.

    I wish I could feel something other than pain.
     
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  14. DragonZombie

    DragonZombie Pangalactic Porcupine

    granted, but it's actually pain level 2 so good luck with that

    i wish for an avian maid
     
  15. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    I'm already on level 6.
    And now, your wish.
    Granted, but she won't do anything you ask of her.

    I wish I didn't have crippling depression.
     
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  16. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Oxygen Tank

    Granted, it is now paralyzing saddness.

    I wish I didn't lose track of time.
     
  17. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    granted. a spectral flock of crows carrying pocketwatches will follow you everywhere and yell the time at you every two minutes. "CAW! HALF PAST TWO! CAW!"

    i wish for chocolate.
     
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  18. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but it's poisoned.

    I wish I could be happy.
     
  19. Nexus Of Chaos

    Nexus Of Chaos Parsec Taste Tester

    granted, but you get punched in the face (no injury) every 12 minutes

    I wish every pokemon game was remade with all the latest pokemon perfectly
     
  20. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted, but it won't be released outside of japan. Ever.
    I wish for a nice staff.
     

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