Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Oxygen Tank

    Granted. Unfortunately, it's union.

    I wish there were more crows.
     
  2. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. One constantly caws in your ear, the rest serve me in robbing every shiny thing.

    I wish to be in a world of pure imagination.
     
  3. Nexus Of Chaos

    Nexus Of Chaos Parsec Taste Tester

    granted, you are in a dystopian imagination

    I wish this wish not be corrupted
     
  4. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    granted. instead, your mind is corrupted, robbing you of the youthful innocence you once possessed and permanently casting a shadow of crippling pessimism on your every waking moment.

    i wish i had some bread
     
  5. Daikon Ocelot

    Daikon Ocelot Spaceman Spiff

    Granted, but the staff doesn't want you to be the owner.

    I wish I have a Glitch to be my assistance.
     
  6. Nexus Of Chaos

    Nexus Of Chaos Parsec Taste Tester

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    I wish YT worked again
     
  7. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. It only has deep fried meme compilations.

    I wish for my phone to be charged.
     
  8. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    Granted. Your phone is charged with three counts of premeditated murder and sentenced to six life sentences.

    I wish the minimum wage in America was 15 dollars an hour
     
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  9. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Oxygen Tank

    Granted, but the companies increase their prices to retain their profit margins.

    I wish for rain.
     
  10. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. YOU MUST BUILD AN ARK.

    I wish for Hornet and the Hollow Knight to be friends and to defeat whatever new threat faces them!
     
  11. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. The threat is life and they begin to systematically purge all organic material from existence before committing duel suicide

    I wish for actually good colour pencils.
     
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  12. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Granted, but being so nice, artists keep trying to take them for themselves.

    I wish me and Priscila the Half-Breed could be friends and we could drank.
     
  13. Nexus Of Chaos

    Nexus Of Chaos Parsec Taste Tester

    granted. then they died

    I wish I had a new GPU (this 1 gave out)
     
  14. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Granted, but the battery life is terrible and there's an overheating problem.

    I wish for more stronk.
     
  15. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. You are now Equius.

    I wish to scream very quietly.
     
  16. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. No one understands your infinite pain.
     
  17. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    ...no wish, no grants, no chocolate!

    i wish for chocolate!
     
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  18. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, you just can't eat it.

    I wish for the release of death.
     
  19. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. Approaching death releases you and you now live forever.

    I wish to wish my wish upon a wish that wishes to wish of a wish which wishes that wish will wish a wish to wish a wish in a wish.
     
  20. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    granted. i managed to parse that sentence, and ultimately you wished that someone would wish.

    so i wish for tasty chocolate i can eat.
     

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