Granted. One constantly caws in your ear, the rest serve me in robbing every shiny thing. I wish to be in a world of pure imagination.
granted. instead, your mind is corrupted, robbing you of the youthful innocence you once possessed and permanently casting a shadow of crippling pessimism on your every waking moment. i wish i had some bread
Granted. Your phone is charged with three counts of premeditated murder and sentenced to six life sentences. I wish the minimum wage in America was 15 dollars an hour
Granted. YOU MUST BUILD AN ARK. I wish for Hornet and the Hollow Knight to be friends and to defeat whatever new threat faces them!
Granted. The threat is life and they begin to systematically purge all organic material from existence before committing duel suicide I wish for actually good colour pencils.
Granted, but being so nice, artists keep trying to take them for themselves. I wish me and Priscila the Half-Breed could be friends and we could drank.
Granted, but the battery life is terrible and there's an overheating problem. I wish for more stronk.
Granted. Approaching death releases you and you now live forever. I wish to wish my wish upon a wish that wishes to wish of a wish which wishes that wish will wish a wish to wish a wish in a wish.
granted. i managed to parse that sentence, and ultimately you wished that someone would wish. so i wish for tasty chocolate i can eat.