Corrupt a wish V.2

Granted, the chocolate just isn't tasty to you.

I wish for a hug.

 

granted. hugged by a god who does not know their own physical strength

I wish for some1 on the AMD support forum to look at my issue with my GPU (still out)

 

Granted. At some point in the next 50 years, the forum user named 'some1' will stumble upon your thread. But by then it will be too late.

I wish for a perfect 4.0 GPA!!!!!

 

Granted, and a 4.0 GPA you shall get. However, you do not get the knowledge of how to get such a high GPA, or what you did for it. You don't have the memory of the extra lessons you took, the extra-curricular learning you participated in, or the tutoring you paid so much for. This is, indeed, a curse, as the true treasure was the friends you made along th- naw, screw that, you're also on fire.

I wish for a long burger.

 

granted, you get a foot-long thats only 11 inches

I wish 42

 

granted. u get 2

i wish for world peace

 

I wish for a Nintendo Switch

 

Granted, however every thirty seconds the controllers switch places, and the screen is permanently upside down. That's gonna suck.

I wish for a cool wizard hat!

 

Granted, but it stops existing if ANYONE including you knows about it.

I wish to die immediately and painlessly.

 

granted. unfortunately your wish doesn't get corrupted in an interesting way. you just die. grats.

i wish for chocolate.

 

Granted, you get a chocolate, but it is still the fruit, you can't eat it with your bare mouth.

I wish for a floran-like mount.

 

Granted. He decides to eat you up!

I wish for doom to befall Nef Anyo's Texmen.

 

Granted. However every action has an equal and opposite reaction, and thus Solaris United and all inhabitants of Fortuna meet an untimely end.

I wish for infinite genies.

 

BAM!! Your wish is granted, but the genie is the embedded version of Satan.

I wish to get rich in Stardew Valley

 

Granted, but you soon get caught up in spending and end up in crippling debt.

I wish for humanity to make contact with friendly aliens.

 

granted. they are extremely toxic and simply being in the presence of them results in death. they r friendly tho

I wish my internet didn't rely on a dish thats currently pointed the wrong way

 

Granted. But know your internet relies on an outdated modem.

I wish I have a floran son or daughter, that are not trying to eat me or the other.

 

Granted, they're just trying to stab you to death.

I wish to be dead.

 

Granted, but you're also a litch.

I wish for the power to stop time.

 

Granted. You can't unstop it. Uh-oh.

I wish for a very small frog.