Corrupt a wish V.2

Granted, it's so small it can't be detected, even by the most accurate microscope ever created.

I wish my life to end.

 

granted, but it was only a game

I wish for a wish

 

Granted, it was to lose everything you ever enjoyed.

I wish to refund my life.

 

Granted, but you must pay a 50K fee and you are worshipped forever by Joja.

I wish for infinite iridium ore

 

Granted, but you can't use it.

I wish to die, immediately and painlessly.

 

Granted, but you are immediately necromanced.

I wish for confidence.

 

Granted, but only when doing things that only harm you.

I wish for permanent release from my suffering.

 

granted, you are physically unable to suffer, even when put into situations of extreme suffering. you are still alive

I wish all the work around my house was completed the way I want it but not have to do it myself

 

Granted. A clone appears to complete the task. Your clone promptly wishes for the same thing. As does their clone. And their clone. And their clone. The whole world is just clones of you not wanting to do the work around your house

I wish for a fish kiss.

 

Granted, but you get enormous lips from it.

I wish for world peace.

 

Granted. Peace is found under the rule of enemy aliens.

I wish for my Kuva slaves to work harder!

 

Granted, they tried very hard to tackle Tennos near Kuva Siphons but were obliterated (as usual).

I wish for sleep

 

Granted, you never wake up.

I wish I wasn't alive.

 

Granted. Go forth my undead thrall, and seek righteous vengeance on those who made you what you are today! Seek out what wronged you, and once you have vanquished that which holds you down, you may finally rest, alive or otherwise.

I wish to be inexplicably inexplicable.

 

Granted. You inexplicability is so inexplicable you're just normal.

I wish for a JoJ.

 

granted, the deaf genie gave you a gog

I wish these hiccups would stop

 

Granted, but you are no longer breathing.

I wish for the power of fire.

 

Granted, you are now on fire.

I wish to be gone forever.

 

Granted. You are gone from your family and friends and cannot see them or talk to them ever. You are forced to live in solitude.

I wish for peanuts.

 

Granted, but you are now allergic to them.

I wish to awake!