Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. You awake in a world of pastel colours filled with pony like creatures who follow you around constantly trying to teach you the rules of friendship.

    I wish for those hours I spent building ikea furniture back.
     
  2. Daikon Ocelot

    Daikon Ocelot Spaceman Spiff

    Granted. But instead you're destroying it and not building it.

    I wish I have a Floran wife, that are not trying to kill, eat, stab, or murder me and the other.
     
  3. SillyLeaf

    SillyLeaf Aquatic Astronaut

    Granted. But you receive a tree instead. :)

    I wish... I wish to know what I want to wish!
     
  4. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, yo want to wish things that hurt you.

    I wish to not exist.
     
  5. moremuffin

    moremuffin Cosmic Narwhal

    Granted immortality where no-one can perceive you.

    I wish I knew what I was doing half the time.
     
  6. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, you know you're wasting your life.

    I wish I could fix myself.
     
  7. Daikon Ocelot

    Daikon Ocelot Spaceman Spiff

    Granted. It only fix half of you though.

    I wish I have an RPG.
     
  8. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but you blow your arms off with it.

    I wish I wasn't worthless.
     
  9. Nexus Of Chaos

    Nexus Of Chaos Parsec Taste Tester

    tbh i hope ur just playing around @tappaja100 bc all of ur recent posts here hav been pretty self-destructive

    granted, now money is worthless and everything falls apart

    I wish I had something to watch that I like
     
  10. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    I'd love for these to be jokes, but they're not, I'd honestly probably have already attempted suicide if I didn't worry about the possibility that I fuck it up like everything I do.
    And now the actual post:
    Granted, but you can't do anything but watch it, you have no need to eat, drink or sleep, you can only watch it for the rest of eternity.

    I wish I didn't have to suffer anymore.
     
  11. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Oxygen Tank

    Granted, you can no longer feel.

    I wish for more time.
     
  12. Daikon Ocelot

    Daikon Ocelot Spaceman Spiff

    Granted. But only for a quarter second.

    I wish we can make a family in Starbound.
     
  13. Nexus Of Chaos

    Nexus Of Chaos Parsec Taste Tester

    granted, but they all die instantly because the person who made the mod forgot to add the npc data for it

    I wish I had KH 1.5+2.5, a ps4, and could play both
     
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  14. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    granted, but the story still doesn't make any sense!! :S

    i wish for many cookies!
     
  15. Daikon Ocelot

    Daikon Ocelot Spaceman Spiff

    Granted. But it's all the cookies inside your computer.

    I wish there is a cute squirrel in my house.
     
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  16. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    Granted. It's Bonabopn. He wants revenge for you not giving him cookies.

    I wish for LOUD NOISES!
     
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  17. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    GRANTED! THERE ARE LOTS OF LOUD NOISES NOW AND IT IS HARD TO HEAR PEOPLE TALK!

    I WISH FOR MANY SOFT PLUSHIES!

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    tasty cookies :D
     
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  18. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    poor firefox :(

    Granted. We're out of plushies so you get Poft Slushies.

    I wish to do it all over again.
     
  19. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, you have to write an exact copy of the script to the movie "IT".

    I wish to have good mental health.
     
  20. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. Physically, your brain is in perfect shape!

    I wish for the monkey's paw.
     

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