Corrupt a wish V.2

Granted, she stabs you.

I wish for a wizard who wozard a wurzerd.

 

Why??? This is so cruel...

Granted. But the wizard didn't do that wozard wizard thingie.

Because Nuru betray me, I wish I meet Koichi, instead.

 

Granted, however Koichi sends you on a LOOOONG quest of retrieving several artifacts from an old temple thousands of lightyears away.

I wish to go back in time and save Czechoslovakia from the German invasion in 1938.

 

Granted. You have change the course of time. So, the Russian are invading that place now.

I wish I have a Type 38 Arisaka.

 

Well...the USSR/SSSR/CCCP was never really bad for us after the war anyway...

Granted! You have the rifle, however, despite the quality and, of course, the Japanese precission, it malfunctions and shoots someone close/dear to you as you were carrying it.

I wish I have the superpower known as One for All.

 

Sounds familiar. Cause it sounds like a quotes usually spoken in my local TV channel.

Granted. But sadly the power malfunction, and change in to "All for One."

I wish I have my own space station.

 

granted. it has no air

I wish the art i asked for was finished (note: not rushing, just part of the game)

 

Wish granted, but it was soiled with strawberry jam, which have started to mold, in the post

I wish that i can have luck finding shiny Pokemons to bring to pokemon Sword and Shield

 

Granted, but the ones you found can't transfer.

I wish I wasn't sick.

 

granted. you are no longer sick, as in awesome

i wish i never learned about "The Game"

 

granted, however the genie also knew about it and you just made him lose, so now you live life in constant pain all over your body

I wish I had a world record speedrun (not a speedrunner so don't look me up)

 

granted! but it's in a game no-one else has ever played and no-one tries to beat it.

i wish for more cookies. c:

 

wish granted, have a cookie. the interest is 100% per day

i wish the genie didn't know about "The Game"

 

granted. does that mean i win? yay!

i wish for more cookies.

 

granted, at additional interest equal to 10% per cookie wished for

i wish for Aegislash in pokemon S&S

 

granted, but the game is banned in your country! oh no!

i wish for more cookies.

 

granted, China is now installing spyware on your computer due to cookies

i wish for someone to post comment number 2618

 

trust me there is in fact something below this line
Granted, but you can't read it
I wish my computer would stop crashing

 

(hehe i don't use the white backgrounds c: )
granted! your computer no longer turns itself off when there is a fatal error or malfunction, instead it keeps running and you just have to deal with the glitches.

i wish for lots of cookies! c:

 

I may as well grant this, but wait... is that a cookie thief!?
You may as well kneel and scream to the sky, because they stole all of them!

I wish to become a Latias.