Count to One Million

59!

 

EHRMAGHERD IZZA WURTUR SPRINKULUR!!! WAIT nope just

61 61 61 61 61

 

62

 

You are pure evil. You are the scum of the earth meatbag.

 

Oh wait. Well played sir.... well played....

 

Didn't you forget to count?
63

 

64

 

65
NO! I'M TOO LATE!

 

Too late for a Minecraft reference or what?

66

 

67
TOO LATE FOR MY NINTENDO 64!!

 

68
I was also going for a Nintendo 64 reference.

 

at least i got the sexual number!

 

I let someone else do that number because I didn't want it

70

 

71
THE PRIME NUMBER

 

The number following 71 and preceding 73.

 

72.
Because where was it?

 

73
because why do you keep screwing up the count???

 

...maybe it's just my mind doing these screw-ups.

74

 

75, because counting is better than doing work.