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Creepiest quotes you've found?

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by iblob, Jan 29, 2014.

  1. iblob

    iblob Big Damn Hero

    Starbound has quite a nice sense of humour, but some of it has made me re-read what a charecter just said while i murmur "Wtf?"
    There's quite a few really creepy ones, mainly from the equally creepy avian villagers, who talk by burning their eyes.
    My favrioute has to be the examination quote from a glitch charecter when they examine a computer"
    "Seduction, what a beautiful machine".
    What's yours?
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  2. Dynafols

    Dynafols Black Hole Surfer

    "If you ask nicely I'll show you my power crystals" - an Avian
    "Perhaps we should adopt a Hylolt" - an Avian
    "Let's run off together" - an Avian
  3. Akado

    Akado Oxygen Tank

    This is the creepiest thing that I've seen in my time playing Starbound.

    Otherwise, there's a funny thread over here.
  4. MysticPing

    MysticPing Subatomic Cosmonaut

    I found a glitch porn magazine
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  5. ___MeRliN___

    ___MeRliN___ Guest

    Avians are extremly weird...
    Got the powercrystal thing from one of their females (I guess I know now what powercrystals are)... also one of them said something like:

    "Is it possible that our 2 species find love someday human?" which is extremly creepy
  6. Kitten Pryde

    Kitten Pryde Phantasmal Quasar

    Avians are now the race with the best quotes.
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  7. Calabrese

    Calabrese Guest

    Reminds me of the time I was shopping for parts for my latest computer.
  8. Villhelm

    Villhelm Phantasmal Quasar

    avian ''can i touch you'
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  9. SugarShow

    SugarShow Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Floran Show the best ssstabber -floran villager.

    Look my nick :D
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  10. Grimmturd

    Grimmturd Cosmic Narwhal

    "By my beard, it's a customer!"

    - Female Apex Vendor
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  11. Villhelm

    Villhelm Phantasmal Quasar

    i bought her beard :sneaky:
    Kitten Pryde and Exxil3d like this.
  12. Ryumaru

    Ryumaru Big Damn Hero

    An Apex villager, to Barkblade, my Floran character: "I... I have a thing for Florans. Oh no, now I'm blushing."

    Barkblade: "... Floran go thisss way now."
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  13. Rainbow Dash

    Rainbow Dash Oxygen Tank

    "this is the most fun i had in bed sense i eat cheese before i went to sleep"
    human examining a inbervium bed
  14. The-Seven-Worlds

    The-Seven-Worlds Zero Gravity Genie

    Floran: "Doesssss *insert name of species here* wantsss floran pet?"
    As innocent and fun as it sounds, no, I do not want.
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  15. ___MeRliN___

    ___MeRliN___ Guest

    Wouldnt mind "petting" floran females ;) I mean, florans are cute ^^
  16. Mizuki

    Mizuki Subatomic Cosmonaut

  17. espedair

    espedair Aquatic Astronaut

    As an ape searching in the darkness through a tomb when 3 avians appear all chanting 'defiler'! Run !
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  18. Zehrok

    Zehrok Void-Bound Voyager

    An avian said, "Know how to blow up a ship? Asking for a friend", so I bolted away from the planet. Next planet I landed on, an Apex said, "Know how to (I can't remember) a (also can't remember)? Asking for a miniknog". Wait, miniknog means friend? D:
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  19. The-Seven-Worlds

    The-Seven-Worlds Zero Gravity Genie

    What a cute little tree. That's why they are somewhat dangerous. See what I mean? :megusta:
    Avarwen, Kitten Pryde, Zuvaii and 2 others like this.
  20. Villhelm

    Villhelm Phantasmal Quasar

    I dont see it.....

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