Defend Yourself!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TheUberCannon, Mar 2, 2016.

  1. MitKit

    MitKit Phantasmal Quasar

    That's impossible! I've made it myself!

    I accuse the NP of not being a cat.
     
  2. TheUberCannon

    TheUberCannon Star Wrangler

    Cats don't have the intelligence to use computers IRL.

    I accuse the NP of purchasing a Wii.
     
  3. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    I got it back when it was legal in 2008.

    I accuse the NP of watching *shudders* Steven Universe!
     
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  4. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    I don't watch any western animation, let alone that one.

    I accuse the NP of eating all the pretzels!
     
  5. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    But I'm a carnivore! Why would I eat pretzels!

    I accuse the NP of having a forum account without using their real name.
     
  6. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    My old username was my real name! no it wasn't

    I accuse the NP of secretly being the President of Zimbabwe.
     
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  7. TheUberCannon

    TheUberCannon Star Wrangler

    No, I run for president in AMERICA. Not Zimbabwe.

    I accuse the NP of blaming Chuck Norris.
     
  8. Faerdin

    Faerdin Astral Cartographer

    I still have my jaw.

    I accuse the NP of being the REAL Slim Shady.
     
  9. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    I'M the real Slim Shady? I couldn't be, because y'all act like you never seen a white person before
    Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
    Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
    Throwing her over furniture
    It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
    He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
    And Dr Dre said
    Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement
    Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him, look at him, walking around, etc etc.

    I accuse the NP of preventing Lil Wayne from dropping Tha Carter V (even though Sorry For The Wait 2 was a great mixtape)
     
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  10. newcomer3

    newcomer3 Big Damn Hero

    I'm thoroughly confused, but pretty sure i didn't do that.

    I accuse the NP of complaining about Starbound's release date.
     
  11. Dodging Rain

    Dodging Rain Phantasmal Quasar

    That is impossible since I have never placed a specific deadline where Starbound should be finished. At the same measure, I did not expect a time when Stardew is finished (which is in line with ConcernedApe as he advise not to).

    I accuse the NP of using a a random word generator for their forum name.
     
  12. TheUberCannon

    TheUberCannon Star Wrangler

    Mine was 100% made up.

    I accuse the NP of not devoting to ducks aliens.
     
  13. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    I am actually an alien, so that wouldn't make sense.

    I accuse the NP of killing 2Pac and starting WWII
     
  14. TheUberCannon

    TheUberCannon Star Wrangler

    Barely even knew 'er!

    I accuse the NP of leaving the stove on.
     
  15. newcomer3

    newcomer3 Big Damn Hero

    Oh crap. Be right back!

    I accuse the NP as being the one who let my cake burn in the oven.
     
  16. TheUberCannon

    TheUberCannon Star Wrangler

    Are you lazy or what? It's been in the oven for like, an hour and nobody found it.

    I accuse the NP of anti-accusing someone.
     
  17. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    Just watch me!

    I accuse the NP of accusing someone of something else!
     
  18. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    I would never!

    I accuse the NP of accusing someone of accusing someone of accusing someone ELSE.
     
  19. pizza9798

    pizza9798 Hey, You!

    I would never. . . accuse someone of um *loads save file* I would never accuse someone of accusing someone of accusing someone, I'm too busy killing people.

    I accuse the NP of being a potato
     
  20. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    I'm a carnivore! Why would I have any interest in eating such starchy tubers?

    I accuse the np of secretly being of the alpaca syndicate.
     

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