Secretly? Pft, don't be silly, I am quite overt. I accuse the NP of sabotaging my particle accelerator! The one I need for syndic- I mean, SCIENCE related stuff!
HOW DARE YOU!!! I only TOUCHED the button that read self de-construct (which caused a unique and uncalled for chain reaction) for the right of the particle who is very lazy. I accuse you of potato induced paranoia!
Its's not my fault! They just.... follow.... everywhere...... I accuse the NP of being a little too defensive.
Are you calling me a introvert?! I'll have you know that I will shrek ur ass you winny skrub. Swear on me mum m8, you won't want to mess with -deez nuts! I accuse the np of abusing memes.
Why my good sir, please don't be asinine in your miscalculated assumption. I accuse you of inspiring Abraham Lincoln's assassination!
But he promised it was to defend his potato girlfriends honor! I accuse the NP of being unfaithful to potato kind!
Potatoes are literally the least healthy kind of starch one can eat. Why wouldn't I love them? I accuse the next poster of lacking stupidity...
Bruh, my smart stat is not big, how can not be stoopid? I cuse' the next poster of not bein a movie poster.
*Shifts eyes* What? I'm not staring! That's absurd! I accuse the Next Poster of being a child's dream!
"What else is an OC but the dream of the child within its creator..." "Also, the next poster will be attacked by a +7 cursed Possessed Vorpal blade"
'Tis but a scratch, ooh speaking of scratches, would you mind rubbing my nose, it's kind of....detached....along with my head.... I accuse NP of being flirtatious
No... that would be my alt OC ausleira... She's REALLY flirtatious... The NP now has a bomb strapped to their ankle. Just keep talking, and nobody explodes...
Uhhhhhhhh ok it looks funny, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *explodes* I accuse NP From the other siiiiiiiiiiiiide.....of commuting class 3 homicide
"Does that mean I ate people? Because if so, I am the GREATEST HOMOCIDER EVER!" "I WILL EAT THE NEXT POSTER!"
*Douses self with a bottle labeled 'the hottest f*ckn' sauce'* And I will give you the shits, jackass. *while being eaten* I accuse the next poster of telling me that was a good idea!
*Licks chops* "Mmmm... "The hottest f*ckn' sauce" brand chili pepper sauce... Not Uncle Brutha's, but close enough... *Noms @Roland Weiss * "Mmm... That was a VERY good idea... But now I have another murder on my hands..." "The next poster shall be my lawyer!"
THIS MAN ATE HIM IN SELF DEFENSE!! HE CHARGED HIM DOUSED IN HOT SAUCE! WHAT WOULD YOU DO in his place? I accuse NP of hiding evidence!
