Defend Yourself!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TheUberCannon, Mar 2, 2016.

  1. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    Well, the bottle did break WHEN I DROPPED IT WHILE BEING EATEN.

    I accuse the next poster of spreading disparaging rumours about me!
     
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  2. Rgbunpro

    Rgbunpro Cosmos Killer

    Whaaaaaaat? like I'd ever do something like that

    I accuse the next poster of being an accomplice in the recent homicide.
     
  3. HunterC1998

    HunterC1998 Cosmos Killer

    I had no relations in this weird-ass homicide..

    I accuse NP of planting the hot sauce bottle!
     
  4. Rgbunpro

    Rgbunpro Cosmos Killer

    Pfft, are you implying that I handed him that bottle? I don't own a bottle of whatever kind of hot sauce that was.

    I accuse the next poster of BEING JAREIX CRYVIX!
     
  5. HunterC1998

    HunterC1998 Cosmos Killer

    Who? Oh that Hannibal Lectar dude? Naw, haven't seen him...

    I accuse NP of........something......
     
  6. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    Oh come on! what kind of accusation is that? Put some FEELING into it!

    I accuse the NP of needing more FEELING!
     
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  7. HunterC1998

    HunterC1998 Cosmos Killer

    You know what I feel? I feel..something.....

    I accuse NP of excessive emotions!
     
  8. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    "I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES OUT OF AN EXTREME DESIRE TO EAT BABIES!"
    "I ACCUSE THE NEXT POSTER OF NOT EATING ENOUGH BABIES!"
     
  9. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    Ugh, of course I don't eat 'em; last time I tried, I got nasty indigestion.

    I accuse the NP of putting too much hot sauce on the babies!
     
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  10. HunterC1998

    HunterC1998 Cosmos Killer

    What? Jareix can't get enough of them, so I did a little...experiment....

    I accuse NP of planting babies at Jareix's doorstep!
     
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  11. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    "People always drop babies at my doorstep! It's an orphanage! Just be thankful they don't make the mistake of dropping them off at my alter persona's doorstep. F*cking baby eater..."

    "I accuse the np of dousing babies in hot sauce!"
     
  12. Rgbunpro

    Rgbunpro Cosmos Killer

    Ok no, that was just red kool-aid.

    I accuse the NP of being in a band.
     
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  13. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    "We don't like Michael Jackson
    We hate Depeche Mode
    We don't care for Madonna
    Or Kylie Minogue
    No doubt about it,
    KMFDM Sucks!"

    The next poster shall be rocked by their ultra heavy beat...
     
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  14. Rgbunpro

    Rgbunpro Cosmos Killer

    I have an ultra heavy beat? Neat.

    I accuse the NP of writing something that should never be shown to the public!
     
  15. crazyroosterman

    crazyroosterman Hey, You!

    so I guess im responding to Rg then? any way I couldn't care less what the public thinks of what I write they can go cry over their inflated egos all they want

    I accuse the NP of having over a 1000 face book friends and knowing literally less than nothing about ANY of them.
     
  16. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    Well, I can't say for sure since I literally do not have a facebook account... In fact, this is the only social media account I have...

    The next poster shall not defend against my praise!
     
  17. HunterC1998

    HunterC1998 Cosmos Killer

    Well if you say so..thanks..

    I accuse NP of hacking my account and deleting my prior accusation!!

    ((Honestly..I really thought I did..))

    ((Also RG beat me to answering Jareix but it literally took me an hour to come up with that thing and I thought about posting it anyways..my bad for not making that clear))
     
    Last edited: Jun 30, 2016
  18. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    whaaat? It was the cats!

    I accuse the next poster of being a member of the cat conspiracy!
     
  19. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    Pfft, no. I hate cats. I'm actually part of the alpaca conspiracy.

    I accuse the next poster of betraying the alpaca conspiracy, for we are merciless.
     
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  20. HunterC1998

    HunterC1998 Cosmos Killer

    Well...who wants to hang around with alpacas with nothing better to do than stick around until a penguin syndicate attacks and just get themselves lynched?
    Very....emotional..

    I accuse NP of pushing these alpacas to suicidal tendencies!!
     

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