Defend Yourself!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TheUberCannon, Mar 2, 2016.

  1. Rgbunpro

    Rgbunpro Cosmos Killer

    I've done no such thing. It's not my fault their ears can only register sad music.

    I accuse the NP of being Awesome.
  2. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    nope. I'm terrible.

    I accuse the np of convincing the the cats to make me terrible!
  3. Cupa

    Cupa Pangalactic Porcupine

    Sorry, made a spelling mistake, I meant a different person!

    I accuse the np of deleting my starbound-save!
  4. Lintton

    Lintton Guest

    How dare you, sir/madam! Its cause of that saucy mod you downloaded!

    I accuse the np of taking my dessert!
  5. Cupa

    Cupa Pangalactic Porcupine

    Now you can't even tell a human from your pet? Sad, sad...

    I accuse the np of voting for Trump!
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  6. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    I'm trying to lose karma here! Of course I'd vote for him! I have to get the "satan incarnate" achievement, so it's either doing this or strangling kittens and puppies, while eating baby seal on toast with a side of orphan blood...

    I accuse the NP of drawing Ben Carson!
  7. HunterC1998

    HunterC1998 Cosmos Killer

    In my defense, you couldnt tell Carson from today's greatest abstract art, my conscience is clear.

    I accuse NP of being too old fashioned!
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  8. Arra

    Arra The End of Time

    How can I be old fashioned when I'm using the internet?!

    I accuse the next poster of being a squid!
  9. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    i'm not a squid nor a kid, i don't even have a wiiu!

    i accuse the nip of not being fluffy enough!
    Arra likes this.
  10. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    I'm trying okay!

    I accuse the NP of being a member of these forums...
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  11. HunterC1998

    HunterC1998 Cosmos Killer

    But but but but I'm a robot...I'm[Disconnect-NOW/]

    I accuse the NP of preemptively thinking I forgot to accuse them!
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  12. Dodging Rain

    Dodging Rain Phantasmal Quasar

    I forgot as well.

    I accuse the NP of doing something.
  13. TheUberCannon

    TheUberCannon Star Wrangler

    *puts on pixelated shades* DEAL WITH IT.

    I accuse the NP of running on Windows 98.
  14. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    (hey, I'm not dead!)

    could this computer run No man's sky on 98?

    I blame the NP of stealing my tank!
  15. HunterC1998

    HunterC1998 Cosmos Killer

    Uhhh excuse me but you left the keys in the ignition!! YOU ARE AT FAULT!

  16. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    No, I put that behind a chainlink fence with a sign that said "WARNING, ROCKET FUEL". And you drove through the fence!

    I accuse the NP of stealing the warning sign!
  17. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    There wasn't a warning sign telling me not to take the warning signs!

    I accuse nip of GROSS INCANDESCENCE!
  18. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    You accuse me of emitting light? That's only because we're all on FIRE FROM THE ROCKET FUEL!

    I accuse the NP of delaying the fire brigade!
  19. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I tried to stop the penguins! don't blame me!

    I accuse the NP of sending the penguins!
  20. TheUberCannon

    TheUberCannon Star Wrangler

    It wasn't me, it was a pool full of sardines.

    I accuse the NP of ninja-posting!

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