Defend Yourself!

Really? I just ninja'd it in there didn't I?

I accuse NP of installing faulty fire fighting equipment on the tank!

 

Im a fire fighter! What'd you expect me to do? Install something to fight the fire? Pshh... Real firefighters use gasoline!

I accuse the NP of replacing the gasoline pump with faulty fire fighting equipment!

 

It wasn't me! It was the sardines!

I blame the NP of being the sardine's mastermind!

 

Didn't you watch a nature show? Everyone knows the sardines are a hive mind.

I blame the NP of causing a brain drain in our society!

 

I dunno what a brain drain is!
I blame nip of making that phrase up!

 

It was true, about that Pokemon Go kid paying no attention at all.

I accuse the NP for being a furry!

 

I mean, i like starfox, but thats the closest thing.

I accuse the NP of being Annoying!

 

I... uh... I plead the fifth!


I have reason to believe Mr(s). Next Poster does not like feathered dinosaurs!
I have a Kulindadromeus here who was nearly killed by this person! It's a miracle she survived, but who knows? They could attack more fluffy dinosaurs like Tyrannosaurus and even me, Velociraptor! Oh the horror!

 

Um, excuse me???? I am the biggest fan of fluffy animals in the forever! I would never attack a floofy dinosaur!

I accuse the next poster of eating the custard in the fridge!

 

What? What else was I supposed to have with my fish sticks?

The next poster shall be cuddled to death by adorable little fluffy dinosaurs!

 

AGH! DONT *sneeze* F-fo *sneeze* forget me!

I accuse the NP of being Nylarhotep!

 

I don't need to be written by H.P. Lovecraft to be scary ):

I accuse the next poster of being @Jareix Cryvix !

 

Wha?! No I'm not!
The next poster is absolutely unfluffy!

 

No, in fact YOU'RE the unfluffy one! If that's a dinosaur in your avatar idk it has ears so probably not


I ACCUSE THE NP OF BEING ABLE TO WRITE A POST

 

Aasnbw ijsxclanf jajd!

I accuse the NP of not liking Felins or avali!

 

Because overrated is totally avali'd argument... (It isn't.)

The next poster will be forced to do math that they haven't done in years and doesn't remember how to do.

 

That's not accusing me, sooooooo

I accuse the next poster of being a literal poster!

 

I am a literal poster because everybody is a literal poster.

I accuse the NP for giving Donald Trump his small loan of a million dollars.

 

Between Scientology and him, it was a tough call. And it was a long time ago too, so I wasn't sure how it'd turn out.

The next poster will be coddled and pampered until they are fat and ready to eat...

 

Frick you, that's my fetish!
i' totally didn't curse

The next poster will abbreviate "next poster" to "np".