Defend Yourself!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TheUberCannon, Mar 2, 2016.

  1. HunterC1998

    HunterC1998 Cosmos Killer

    Really? I just ninja'd it in there didn't I?

    I accuse NP of installing faulty fire fighting equipment on the tank!
     
  2. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    Im a fire fighter! What'd you expect me to do? Install something to fight the fire? Pshh... Real firefighters use gasoline!

    I accuse the NP of replacing the gasoline pump with faulty fire fighting equipment!
     
  3. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    It wasn't me! It was the sardines!

    I blame the NP of being the sardine's mastermind!
     
  4. Lintton

    Lintton Guest

    Didn't you watch a nature show? Everyone knows the sardines are a hive mind.

    I blame the NP of causing a brain drain in our society!
     
  5. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    I dunno what a brain drain is!
    I blame nip of making that phrase up!
     
  6. TheUberCannon

    TheUberCannon Star Wrangler

    It was true, about that Pokemon Go kid paying no attention at all.

    I accuse the NP for being a furry!
     
  7. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I mean, i like starfox, but thats the closest thing.

    I accuse the NP of being Annoying!
     
  8. Lazarus Mandas

    Lazarus Mandas Void-Bound Voyager

    I... uh... I plead the fifth!


    I have reason to believe Mr(s). Next Poster does not like feathered dinosaurs!
    I have a Kulindadromeus here who was nearly killed by this person! It's a miracle she survived, but who knows? They could attack more fluffy dinosaurs like Tyrannosaurus and even me, Velociraptor! Oh the horror!
     
  9. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    Um, excuse me???? I am the biggest fan of fluffy animals in the forever! I would never attack a floofy dinosaur!

    I accuse the next poster of eating the custard in the fridge!
     
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  10. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    What? What else was I supposed to have with my fish sticks?

    The next poster shall be cuddled to death by adorable little fluffy dinosaurs!
     
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  11. Arra

    Arra The End of Time

    AGH! DONT *sneeze* F-fo *sneeze* forget me!

    I accuse the NP of being Nylarhotep!
     
  12. Lazarus Mandas

    Lazarus Mandas Void-Bound Voyager

    I don't need to be written by H.P. Lovecraft to be scary ):

    I accuse the next poster of being @Jareix Cryvix !
     
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  13. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    Wha?! No I'm not!
    The next poster is absolutely unfluffy!
     
  14. Lazarus Mandas

    Lazarus Mandas Void-Bound Voyager

    No, in fact YOU'RE the unfluffy one! If that's a dinosaur in your avatar idk it has ears so probably not


    I ACCUSE THE NP OF BEING ABLE TO WRITE A POST
     
  15. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Aasnbw ijsxclanf jajd!

    I accuse the NP of not liking Felins or avali!
     
  16. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    Because overrated is totally avali'd argument... (It isn't.)

    The next poster will be forced to do math that they haven't done in years and doesn't remember how to do.
     
  17. Lazarus Mandas

    Lazarus Mandas Void-Bound Voyager

    That's not accusing me, sooooooo

    I accuse the next poster of being a literal poster!
     
  18. TheUberCannon

    TheUberCannon Star Wrangler

    I am a literal poster because everybody is a literal poster.

    I accuse the NP for giving Donald Trump his small loan of a million dollars.
     
  19. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    Between Scientology and him, it was a tough call. And it was a long time ago too, so I wasn't sure how it'd turn out.

    The next poster will be coddled and pampered until they are fat and ready to eat...
     
  20. Lazarus Mandas

    Lazarus Mandas Void-Bound Voyager

    Frick you, that's my fetish!
    i' totally didn't curse

    The next poster will abbreviate "next poster" to "np".
     
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