Defend Yourself!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TheUberCannon, Mar 2, 2016.

  1. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    It's just because I haven't executed my plan yet...

    NP doesn't know what comes next.
     
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  2. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    .....

    NP doesn't know what I said!
     
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  3. ItsDaPervert

    ItsDaPervert Title Not Found

    What? Did anyone say something? I couldn´t hear it because NP was trash talking too much.
     
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  4. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    No, I'm not a talking thing of trash.

    NP breathes too much.
     
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  5. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Deep breathing helps clear your mind!

    NP wants people to not have clear minds!
     
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  6. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    A distracted mind is an easily controllable one...

    NP trusted me.
     
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  7. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    Who the hell'd ever trust you out of all people?

    NP has no vital organs.
     
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  8. ItsDaPervert

    ItsDaPervert Title Not Found

    I know I´m dead inside. That shouldn´t be new to anyone.

    NP called me a dirty pervert behind my back.
     
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  9. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Oxygen Tank

    I don't call people perverts behind their back! I sneak up behind them so that my face is inches from the back of their head, then when they turn around, I say "Hello there" in an odd manner before punching them in the nose.

    The NP took Wikipedia's instruction to expand the list of known serial killers too seriously.
     
  10. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Well by the looks of your profile picture so did you!

    NP is a hypocrite!
     
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  11. ItsDaPervert

    ItsDaPervert Title Not Found

    What I do is not the point. Geez. Just don´t lewd the lolis yourself, okay?

    NP does not understand surreal memes.
     
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  12. BlueShard

    BlueShard Giant Laser Beams

    When you take brainless moronity and try to apply higher brain functions to it you get a paradox that of course is impossible to understand.

    NP is chestnut.
     
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  13. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Well thats polymorph for you.

    NP is on fire.
     
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  14. 433luke

    433luke Subatomic Cosmonaut

    I’m not literally on fire, I’m just good with math

    NP is accused of being in a Hylotl-Floran relationship!
     
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  15. ItsDaPervert

    ItsDaPervert Title Not Found

    DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY RACE?

    NP is a pirate.
     
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  16. 433luke

    433luke Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Pirate and Privateer are different, ya know.

    NP support fish people.
     
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  17. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    At least I'm not space-Hitler.

    NP is space-Hitler.
     
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  18. 433luke

    433luke Subatomic Cosmonaut

    I’m sorry, but I support the creation of political parties and democratic leadership. Your point is invalid.

    NP is a confirmed thot. (Whatever that is)
     
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  19. ItsDaPervert

    ItsDaPervert Title Not Found

    I sexually identify as an attack helicopter and take great offense from being called something that implies me being female.

    NP´s alter ego is a tumblrina.
     
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  20. 433luke

    433luke Subatomic Cosmonaut

    I don't know what that is nor will I perform it when I use my Tumblr for something.

    NP's secretly has a Hylotl sibling.
     

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