I know I´m dead inside. That shouldn´t be new to anyone. NP called me a dirty pervert behind my back.
I don't call people perverts behind their back! I sneak up behind them so that my face is inches from the back of their head, then when they turn around, I say "Hello there" in an odd manner before punching them in the nose. The NP took Wikipedia's instruction to expand the list of known serial killers too seriously.
What I do is not the point. Geez. Just don´t lewd the lolis yourself, okay? NP does not understand surreal memes.
When you take brainless moronity and try to apply higher brain functions to it you get a paradox that of course is impossible to understand. NP is chestnut.
I’m not literally on fire, I’m just good with math NP is accused of being in a Hylotl-Floran relationship!
I’m sorry, but I support the creation of political parties and democratic leadership. Your point is invalid. NP is a confirmed thot. (Whatever that is)
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter and take great offense from being called something that implies me being female. NP´s alter ego is a tumblrina.
I don't know what that is nor will I perform it when I use my Tumblr for something. NP's secretly has a Hylotl sibling.