Not my fault carriages apparently become pumpkins when electrocuted. I accuse NP of trying to stab me.
There is no way that's me. Because stabbing is not my thing, it's my Floran crew. She's very sensitive. I accuse NP for making her crying.
Objection! I was unable to reach the spaceship/planet they were in to even say anything because I kept dying on the world's upper edge! I accuse NP of using a Remix/Zenith world seed to block me from getting there.
Excuse me, but my gun does not summon undead. I accuse NP of secretly being a cat Faunus. (That's a RWBY thing, fyi.)
