waiting for anabel.. No money in this game +5% 300 damage S. Void's treads lock up! he's immobilized! (Sry zoom, The godmodder didn't hear you over the charge overload.) crafting: generic potion some material SWAT shield items: SCP-98359 (It's a gemspiked calculator with a skeletal structure and lungs and a tongue growing out of it. It deserves the SCP label) (Item. Does something random. Cooldown 2/2) Nature's spear (2-handed weapon bound to Zoomninja, heals all AG creatures by 300. cooldown: 4/4) Ice katana (2-handed Weapon equipped by Wolf. deals 500 damage and freezes a creature. cooldown: 5/5.) G!$%h3d khopesh ( 2-handed weapon wielded by arra. summons 2 Gliched mummies. cooldown: 1/5) Starhander (0-handed weapon wielded by zoomninja. blinds one monster for 2 turns. cooldown: 3/3) crank cannon (2-handed weapon wielded by Jaerix. deals 300 damage to a target for three turns. you can select another target each turn. cooldown: 4/7. barrage: ended) weapons can be 1 or 2 handed. you can carry 1 two handed weapon or 2 one handed ones. when a large amount of creatures are summoned, their forces will be displayed as revives. Vehicles, when crewed, have 3 attacks per part alive. One per turn. One vehicle at a time Tank: crewed by: none tasseled turret: does 300 damage to a creature. 700/700 Void body: heals 200 to a creature. 1000/1000 Genie treads: One creature's wish is granted. 700/700 current boss: shadow void. helpers are invincible creatures who help in certain ways! current helpers: Rube, master of hints (will give advice every turn.) Cammile, charge mage (will give +1 charge to a random attack each turn.) current battlefield: S. void's tank (roof) Battlefield effect: tank crew (one monster crew will show up per turn) Those on battlefield: S. Void's tank's hatch: 800/5000 Zed (AG): 900/900 (ABILITY sibling bonding: as long as anabel is there, both get +100 max health.) Shadow zoom (AG): 1000/1000 Anabel (AG): 900/900 Tank bombardier (PG): 500/700 Tank Zombie (PG): 400/400 Cammile: "No charges? Come on!" Rube: "He can't block while immobilized!" Godmodder HP: 94/100 Shadow Void (PG BOSS): 7,200/10,000 immobilized: 3 giant eagle (AG): 300/800 Zerg mother (AG): 1100/1100 Piper (AG): 900/900 Glitched mummies: 600/600 (x2) Shantae (AG): 900/900 Purple avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 40% PG: 20%) Red avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 40% PG: 20%) Rotting Mound (AG): 1000/1000 Item portal (AG): 600/600 Fextal (AG): 1200/1200 Bureaucrat (AG): 500/500
Health balance: the current healths of all active AGs and PGs are added up and divided evenly among all AGs and PGs. remainder health (that of which can not be divided without fractional health) permanently lost
"Dude, that is complicated." -Rube, waving his hand "This isn't even a charge! And I agree with Rube. WHAT." -Cammile. the godmodder waits for further action before ending the turn proper. (I just butted in because that is an odd spell. also, I should be charged first. P.S: Bosses do not count as PGs for things like this.)
Zed and Anabel destroy the hatch. Shadow Zoom smites the two Tank units. Zoom explains that the silver is a material, not a currency.
The dual attack does 600 damage! 300 damage! Suddenly, 5 nuggets of silver appear! "That's better!" -Cammile, then she gives it +1 charge crafting: generic potion some material SWAT shield Silver Nugget x5 items: SCP-98359 (It's a gemspiked calculator with a skeletal structure and lungs and a tongue growing out of it. It deserves the SCP label) (Item. Does something random. Cooldown 2/2) Nature's spear (2-handed weapon bound to Zoomninja, heals all AG creatures by 300. cooldown: 4/4) Ice katana (2-handed Weapon equipped by Wolf. deals 500 damage and freezes a creature. cooldown: 5/5.) G!$%h3d khopesh ( 2-handed weapon wielded by arra. summons 2 Gliched mummies. cooldown: 2/5) Starhander (0-handed weapon wielded by zoomninja. blinds one monster for 2 turns. cooldown: 3/3) crank cannon (2-handed weapon wielded by Jaerix. deals 300 damage to a target for three turns. you can select another target each turn. cooldown: 6/7. barrage: ended) weapons can be 1 or 2 handed. you can carry 1 two handed weapon or 2 one handed ones. when a large amount of creatures are summoned, their forces will be displayed as revives. Vehicles, when crewed, have 3 attacks per part alive. One per turn. One vehicle at a time Tank: crewed by: none tasseled turret: does 300 damage to a creature. 700/700 Void body: heals 200 to a creature. 1000/1000 Genie treads: One creature's wish is granted. 700/700 current boss: shadow void. helpers are invincible creatures who help in certain ways! current helpers: Rube, master of hints (will give advice every turn.) Cammile, charge mage (will give +1 charge to an attack of her choice each turn.) current battlefield: S. void's tank (roof) Battlefield effect: tank crew (one monster crew will show up per turn) Those on battlefield: S. Void's tank's hatch: 200/5000 Zed (AG): 900/900 (ABILITY sibling bonding: as long as anabel is there, both get +100 max health.) Shadow zoom (AG): 1000/1000 Anabel (AG): 900/900 Tank bombardier (PG): 200/700 Tank Zombie (PG): 100/400 Cammile: "No charges? Come on!" Rube: "He can't block while immobilized!" Godmodder HP: 94/100 Shadow Void (PG BOSS): 7,200/10,000 immobilized: 2 giant eagle (AG): 300/800 Zerg mother (AG): 1100/1100 Piper (AG): 900/900 Glitched mummies: 600/600 (x2) Shantae (AG): 900/900 Purple avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 40% PG: 20%) Red avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 40% PG: 20%) Rotting Mound (AG): 1000/1000 Item portal (AG): 600/600 Fextal (AG): 1200/1200 Bureaucrat (AG): 500/500
Mortal Element Mia (1000/1000, 10% magic resist, 10% physical weakness, instant +1 charge to all charge attacks cast by her) joins the battle on the side of AG. Mia casts summon celestial guardian (charge 1/10): every 5 turns, does unavoidable 5000 damage to a random PG (67% chance) or 500 damage to a random AG (33% chance). does not affect bosses Mia +1 charge on Health balance
Zed and Anabel continue smashing the hatch in. Shadow Zoom uses the tank Zombie as a weapon to smash the other tank unit. Zoom crafts all the items together.
Summoning Stale Memes (1/50) (All the charges in my last post were just jokes that were themselves part of an attack that involved posting too many charges) I take a rifle that is of cannon-caliber (Yes, really. Those things exist) and repeatedly fire at the Tank Bombardier. Then, I scorch S.Void's Tank's hatch with a flamethrower hot enough to melt metal.
Cammile tracks you charge. "so.. that's 2/10?" The hatch is down! the battlefield changes.. + zombie arm. +mortar Silver-shielded mortar? Huh? Both your targets are dead. crafting: generic potion some material items: SCP-98359 (It's a gemspiked calculator with a skeletal structure and lungs and a tongue growing out of it. It deserves the SCP label) (Item. Does something random. Cooldown 2/2) Nature's spear (2-handed weapon bound to Zoomninja, heals all AG creatures by 300. cooldown: 4/4) Ice katana (2-handed Weapon equipped by Wolf. deals 500 damage and freezes a creature. cooldown: 5/5.) G!$%h3d khopesh ( 2-handed weapon wielded by arra. summons 2 Gliched mummies. cooldown: 2/5) Starhander (0-handed weapon wielded by zoomninja. blinds one monster for 2 turns. cooldown: 3/3) crank cannon (2-handed weapon wielded by Jaerix. deals 300 damage to a target for three turns. you can select another target each turn. cooldown: 6/7. barrage: ended) Silver-shield mortar (2-handed weapon wielded by no-one. 2 uses: prevents the next attack to 1 creature OR deals 400 damage to a creature on the next turn. cooldown: 4/4) weapons can be 1 or 2 handed. you can carry 1 two handed weapon or 2 one handed ones. when a large amount of creatures are summoned, their forces will be displayed as revives. Vehicles, when crewed, have 3 attacks per part alive. One per turn. One vehicle at a time Tank: crewed by: none tasseled turret: does 300 damage to a creature. 700/700 Void body: heals 200 to a creature. 1000/1000 Genie treads: One creature's wish is granted. 700/700 current boss: shadow void. helpers are invincible creatures who help in certain ways! current helpers: Rube, master of hints (will give advice every turn.) Cammile, charge mage (will give +1 charge to an attack of her choice each turn.) current battlefield: S. void's tank (inside) Battlefield effect: tank crew (one monster crew will show up per turn) Cramped Space ( attack have a 50% chance of failing) Those on battlefield: S.Void (Boss Heart): 7000/7000 Zed (AG): 900/900 (ABILITY sibling bonding: as long as anabel is there, both get +100 max health.) Shadow zoom (AG): 1000/1000 Anabel (AG): 900/900 Tank bodyguard (PG): 300/300 Shadow Void: AH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?! Rube: "Defeat the boss heart before he tosses you off the battlefield and re-shuts his hatch!" Cammile: "I wonder... Can you reason with him? you reasoned with Other zoom.." Godmodder HP: 94/100 Shadow Void (PG BOSS): 7,200/10,000 immobilized: 1 giant eagle (AG): 300/800 Zerg mother (AG): 1100/1100 Piper (AG): 900/900 Glitched mummies: 600/600 (x2) Shantae (AG): 900/900 Purple avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 40% PG: 20%) Red avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 40% PG: 20%) Rotting Mound (AG): 1000/1000 Item portal (AG): 600/600 Fextal (AG): 1200/1200 Bureaucrat (AG): 500/500
K then. Mia added! His tank's armor reflects it. Shadow Void: Hey! Pink-winged Girl! I'll Make Those fabulous wings into a WALL TROPHY! crafting: generic potion some material items: SCP-98359 (It's a gemspiked calculator with a skeletal structure and lungs and a tongue growing out of it. It deserves the SCP label) (Item. Does something random. Cooldown 2/2) Nature's spear (2-handed weapon bound to Zoomninja, heals all AG creatures by 300. cooldown: 4/4) Ice katana (2-handed Weapon equipped by Wolf. deals 500 damage and freezes a creature. cooldown: 5/5.) G!$%h3d khopesh ( 2-handed weapon wielded by arra. summons 2 Gliched mummies. cooldown: 3/5) Starhander (0-handed weapon wielded by zoomninja. blinds one monster for 2 turns. cooldown: 3/3) crank cannon (2-handed weapon wielded by Jaerix. deals 300 damage to a target for three turns. you can select another target each turn. cooldown: 6/7. barrage: ended) Silver-shield mortar (2-handed weapon wielded by no-one. 2 uses: prevents the next attack to 1 creature OR deals 400 damage to a creature on the next turn. cooldown: 4/4) weapons can be 1 or 2 handed. you can carry 1 two handed weapon or 2 one handed ones. when a large amount of creatures are summoned, their forces will be displayed as revives. Vehicles, when crewed, have 3 attacks per part alive. One per turn. One vehicle at a time Tank: crewed by: none tasseled turret: does 300 damage to a creature. 700/700 Void body: heals 200 to a creature. 1000/1000 Genie treads: One creature's wish is granted. 700/700 current boss: shadow void. helpers are invincible creatures who help in certain ways! current helpers: Rube, master of hints (will give advice every turn.) Cammile, charge mage (will give +1 charge to an attack of her choice each turn.) current battlefield: S. void's tank (inside) Battlefield effect: tank crew (one monster crew will show up per turn) Cramped Space ( attack have a 50% chance of failing) Those on battlefield: S.Void (Boss Heart): 7000/7000 Zed (AG): 900/900 (ABILITY sibling bonding: as long as anabel is there, both get +100 max health.) Shadow zoom (AG): 1000/1000 Anabel (AG): 900/900 Tank bodyguard (PG): 300/300 Shadow void: I will take GREAT pleasure in shredding you. Rube: Er... Cammile: Can you tell me how to get those wings? FABULOOUS! Godmodder HP: 94/100 Shadow Void (PG BOSS): 7,200/10,000 immobilized: 1 giant eagle (AG): 300/800 Zerg mother (AG): 1100/1100 Piper (AG): 900/900 Glitched mummies: 600/600 (x2) Shantae (AG): 900/900 Purple avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 40% PG: 20%) Red avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 40% PG: 20%) Rotting Mound (AG): 1000/1000 Item portal (AG): 600/600 Fextal (AG): 1200/1200 Bureaucrat (AG): 500/500
Anabel runs over to Shadow Void, locks an arm around his neck and pins him to the ground. Zed stabs the tank bodyguard to death. Shadow Zoom scratches Shadow Void's eyes out. Zoom presses a button on the calculator.
Summoning Stale Memes (2/50) Preparing the Spoilers (1/10) I throw massive amounts of Molotov cocktails around the place, and burn all the PGs. I "friendily" remind both the Purple and Red Avali of all the things that have gone in the other threads, in a way that should explain why going PG would be a terrible idea...
Shadow void: Chajk- Let.. Go... 200 damage! 200 damage! He narrowly avoids the full force of the attack by rolling,but takes another 200 damage! Electricity crackles... Something will happen next turn! 200 to all the PGs R. Avali: Oh, like that time The godmodder blew a huge hole in the landscape? P. Avali: Or that time he summoned a huge dragon? You seem to have backfired... 20% PG! crafting: generic potion some material items: SCP-98359 (It's a gemspiked calculator with a skeletal structure and lungs and a tongue growing out of it. It deserves the SCP label) (Item. Does something random. Cooldown 2/2) Nature's spear (2-handed weapon bound to Zoomninja, heals all AG creatures by 300. cooldown: 4/4) Ice katana (2-handed Weapon equipped by Wolf. deals 500 damage and freezes a creature. cooldown: 5/5.) G!$%h3d khopesh ( 2-handed weapon wielded by arra. summons 2 Gliched mummies. cooldown: 3/5) Starhander (0-handed weapon wielded by zoomninja. blinds one monster for 2 turns. cooldown: 3/3) crank cannon (2-handed weapon wielded by Jaerix. deals 300 damage to a target for three turns. you can select another target each turn. cooldown: 6/7. barrage: ended) Silver-shield mortar (2-handed weapon wielded by no-one. 2 uses: prevents the next attack to 1 creature OR deals 400 damage to a creature on the next turn. cooldown: 4/4) weapons can be 1 or 2 handed. you can carry 1 two handed weapon or 2 one handed ones. when a large amount of creatures are summoned, their forces will be displayed as revives. Vehicles, when crewed, have 3 attacks per part alive. One per turn. One vehicle at a time Tank: crewed by: none tasseled turret: does 300 damage to a creature. 700/700 Void body: heals 200 to a creature. 1000/1000 Genie treads: One creature's wish is granted. 700/700 current boss: shadow void. helpers are invincible creatures who help in certain ways! current helpers: Rube, master of hints (will give advice every turn.) Cammile, charge mage (will give +1 charge to an attack of her choice each turn.) current battlefield: S. void's tank (inside) Battlefield effect: tank crew (one monster crew will show up per turn) Cramped Space ( attack have a 50% chance of failing) Those on battlefield: S.Void (Boss Heart): 6600/7000 Zed (AG): 900/900 (ABILITY sibling bonding: as long as anabel is there, both get +100 max health.) Shadow zoom (AG): 1000/1000 Anabel (AG): 900/900 Tank bodyguard (PG): 100/300 Tank ___ (PG): 400/400 crafting: generic potion some material items: SCP-98359 (It's a gemspiked calculator with a skeletal structure and lungs and a tongue growing out of it. It deserves the SCP label) (Item. Does something random. Cooldown 2/2) Nature's spear (2-handed weapon bound to Zoomninja, heals all AG creatures by 300. cooldown: 4/4) Ice katana (2-handed Weapon equipped by Wolf. deals 500 damage and freezes a creature. cooldown: 5/5.) G!$%h3d khopesh ( 2-handed weapon wielded by arra. summons 2 Gliched mummies. cooldown: 3/5) Starhander (0-handed weapon wielded by zoomninja. blinds one monster for 2 turns. cooldown: 3/3) crank cannon (2-handed weapon wielded by Jaerix. deals 300 damage to a target for three turns. you can select another target each turn. cooldown: 6/7. barrage: ended) Silver-shield mortar (2-handed weapon wielded by no-one. 2 uses: prevents the next attack to 1 creature OR deals 400 damage to a creature on the next turn. cooldown: 4/4) weapons can be 1 or 2 handed. you can carry 1 two handed weapon or 2 one handed ones. when a large amount of creatures are summoned, their forces will be displayed as revives. Vehicles, when crewed, have 3 attacks per part alive. One per turn. One vehicle at a time Tank: crewed by: none tasseled turret: does 300 damage to a creature. 700/700 Void body: heals 200 to a creature. 1000/1000 Genie treads: One creature's wish is granted. 700/700 current boss: shadow void. helpers are invincible creatures who help in certain ways! current helpers: Rube, master of hints (will give advice every turn.) Cammile, charge mage (will give +1 charge to an attack of her choice each turn.) current battlefield: S. void's tank (inside) Battlefield effect: tank crew (one monster crew will show up per turn) Cramped Space ( attack have a 50% chance of failing) Those on battlefield: S.Void (Boss Heart): 7000/7000 Zed (AG): 900/900 (ABILITY sibling bonding: as long as anabel is there, both get +100 max health.) Shadow zoom (AG): 1000/1000 Anabel (AG): 900/900 Tank bodyguard (PG): 300/300 Shadow void: I will take GREAT pleasure in shredding you. Rube: Er... Cammile: Can you tell me how to get those wings? FABULOOUS! Godmodder HP: 94/100 Shadow Void (PG BOSS): 7,200/10,000 immobilized: 1 giant eagle (AG): 300/800 Zerg mother (AG): 1100/1100 Piper (AG): 900/900 Glitched mummies: 600/600 (x2) Shantae (AG): 900/900 Purple avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 40% PG: 20%) Red avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 40% PG: 20%) Rotting Mound (AG): 1000/1000 Item portal (AG): 600/600 Fextal (AG): 1200/1200 Bureaucrat (AG): 500/500 Shadow void: Fblgli. Godmodder HP: 94/100 Shadow Void (PG BOSS): 7,200/10,000 immobilized: 1 giant eagle (AG): 300/800 Zerg mother (AG): 1100/1100 Piper (AG): 900/900 Glitched mummies: 600/600 (x2) Shantae (AG): 900/900 Purple avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 40% PG: 20%) Red avali (N): 700/700 (bribery AG: 40% PG: 20%) Rotting Mound (AG): 1000/1000 Item portal (AG): 600/600 Fextal (AG): 1200/1200 Bureaucrat (AG): 500/500
ok where is Mia in either of those lists? you said she would be in next turn, but now its the 3rd turn after that and she's still not listed I'll just play as if she was Mia uses magic to melt Shadow Void's tank's armor +1 charge on celestial guardian (3/10) +1 charge on Health Balance (3/5)
