Floran Cooking

After a long hunt all floran ate their food ssssomehow.Do you force a hylotal in the pot with a ssspoon?Or maybe eat it raw, ssshare your method here!

 

Floran uses sssseveral methods:

The pot: The grill: The eye ssssoup: And sssssometimes mince it first:

 

The pot isss my favourite

 

I Personaly detest these methods. Hylotl don't taste that good anyway, but roast Avain is nice

 

Itsss the eyesssss that tasssst good

 

But, uhm... Avians are good pulverized after they leap from their towers?

 

The beackssss are hard to sssswollow

 

Intellectual. Avian beaks make good nut crackers when properly hinged, or can put make into good toothpicks.

 

Lets not do any of these? And instead drink ultimate juice, better than all of these. COMBINED.

 

Ssssir you don't get the point. Ultimate Juice is good but you can't hunt it

 

OOHH you can hunt Apex!! they have very difficult uh, dens? yeah!! their Dens are dangerous and rewarding!!

 

all that meat!
and the fur makes a nice crunchy coating when fire roasted!?!
oh my god so much violence im gonna be sick

 

Just buy some beachballs, fill them with Ultimate Juice, roll them down a hill, and shoot arrows at them as they roll. I love firing sharpened objects into my own juicy balls!

 

YEAH!! I like their idea!! No one dies this way!!

 

Sssssame ballsssss don't ssscream like when you bake a birdman.but the protectorssssss are trying to make us sssstop.

 

Exactly, stop killing people that have done nothing wrong. And just stick a sound emitter into a beach ball, fill it with ultimate juice, and then kick it down a friggin' hill. Stop the senseless violence! *continues genocide of shroom people, because they 100% deserve it*

 

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Buy ultimate juice tastes too ssssweet for poor little floran

 

Floran execute notoriousss criminal for the crime of being deliciousss.

Only problem isss, criminal not know it criminal yet.

 

Being delicious is not a crime and you know it. Stop killing people.

 

Floran does not lissssten to food.