~Forum Game~ Ban the person above you.

If it wasn't self explanatory enough...
You give a reason to ban the person above you.
Now...
It's supposed to be funny.
And it should be related to the person's profile, name, previous post, style, etc.
It should poke fun a little, but No rude or poor terms that don't comply with the forum rules.

Me: Ominous space above me, you are banned for not being a physical post.
Person below: You are banned for being weird in public.

 

I don't understand what your profile picture is! That makes me UNCOMFORTABLE!

*Ban*

 

Don't avatar-shame this person! They should be comfortable with their avatar! GET BANNED, SCRUB!

 

This person cares for other people other than themselves!!! I am SLIGHTLY PERTURBED!

*Ban*​

 

Banned for using red text nooblet

 

THIS guy called me a NOOBLET! I am SLIGHTLY DISGRUNTLED!

*Ban*

 

Underlined text, u scrubby scrub scrublord

 

Improper spelling and grammar? This makes me mildly distressed!

B a n

 

Stop underlining kthx

 

This post is hardly even there words! This calls for mediocre bewilderment!

 

Dis post has 2 mny words.
You has banned.

 

Banned for making Omicron "have ban".

 

Banned for totally de-railing the thread.

 

Banned because I didn't, I perpetuated the thread.

 

Banned for derailing 2 times.

 

Banned because I'm still banning m8

 

Banned because banned

 

Ban because ban didn't work, apparently.

???

 

Banned not requiring sanity, and as such encouraging madness!

 

Banned for like-bombing me.