~Forum Game~ The Annual Chucklefish Hunger Games; but like Mad Libs

Don't forget Tojo!

 

And Tojo. It would be a shame if they're not in the next game.

 

While we're bringing up warmongering shitheads, we might as well invite Conrad von Hötzendorf and his nemesis Luigi Cadorna. It'll be the Rumble on the Isonzo!
That's a reference all you The Great War fans will recognize.

 

Steve Jobs and Bill Gates.

 

I think we should put Dio Brando and a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man in the next game.

 

I dunno, those inflatable tube men seem to be untouchable. Might be unfair for those who can't keep up with the wacky flailing!

 

Vlad the Impaler and Ashurbanipal would be some prime candidates too.

 

Game's not even over yet and y'all are already planning on who to volunteer in the next games. Speaking of the next games, how about incorporating a New Year's Eve Party theme in the next game?

 

Yes, fireworks of death!

 

We should do it.

 

Nope, you still can be in later games without having to explain why you're still alive. And also, thank you for reminding me, I wanted to do a Wall/List of Honour with every Hunger Games winner on it. And I'm also thinking about allowing people on the List of Winners to join in on more Hunger Games, because the movie did that and stuff. (Oh and also, if someone on the List of Winners dies in another Hunger Games, they won't be removed from the list)

 

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Clouds obscure the sun on this day, crows are seen darting from tree to tree. A powerful force approaches.
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You're suddenly woken up as the TV switches on by itself, seems like the power has come back on. There's no sign of the cat, but there still is popcorn everywhere. You get comfortable in your sticky couch and resume watching.
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As more and more people fully realise they're competing against Hitler of all people, it's no surprise that he starts to get picked on. A gang consisting of Green Mario, Gort, DT, and King Africa raid Hitler's concetration camp while he's away. Faint singing can be heard in the background as Robbie Rotten receives, even more, explosives. He truly is number 1.

Worried Darkwraith is still aimlessly wandering in search of a can of Nos™, it has been 6 hours since he's had his last fix and his body is slowly deteriorating because of it. Blueshard finds him and takes pity, tending to his wounds as a black British chef gives his spicy meat a good ol' rub at the thought of Harambe, who was still decomposing near the river bank. The sponsors are disgusted at his horrible cooking technique and try to assassinate him by throwing a hatchet at him, it misses and now Ainsley has a weapon.

But suddenly, Harambe's bloated gut accidently sets off a mine. The blast can be heard everywhere and all turn in the direction of the blast. Bright golden light spills from the heavens and parts the sky, the Earth rumbles beneath the tributes' feet as a golden halo is formed around Harambe's head. He's slowly lifted off the ground as his body sheds blood, which consisted of a 100% pure Nos™, it rains upon man and washes away his sins. The light fades, and Harambe's body is nowhere to be seen.

The Earth suddenly rumbles and splits, fire erupts from the fissures as demons climb out, the Minion Facebook Mom Memes have risen from the depths of hell! A terrible wind blows as the beast emerges, the tributes are hit with a cataclysmic hurricane.

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Those of pure of heart and infused with dank memeage survived the event, however, those evil and unpure were doomed to death. Gort, King Africa, and DT were these unworthy few. Cannon shots are heard in the distance as the dust settles.

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As you watch in horror at the TV, a blinding light appears next to you. There, all of a sudden, sitting in sticky popcorn was mankind's saviour. Harambe. He looked even more beautiful in person. A chilling silence stretched between you two as you were shocked into silence. Harambe, without a word, pulled you into his embrace and let your head rest on his bosom, he fed you Nos™ from a bottle. You felt secure and calm as you continued watching the games.
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A full moon rises, you swear you can see Harambe's face in it.

An eerie quiet drapes itself across the field like a blanket, suffocating all light, calm thoughts, and joy. Everyone was still shook (like that Mr Krabs meme) at the death of the greatest person that lived. Worried Darkwraith and Ainsley can't imagine living without Harambe, and so they committed suicide. Hitler, Gay Hitler/Robbie Rotten, and a person who shouldn't be there/Blueshard, all quietly discussed what might happen as Green Mario rocked herself in a corner, her grip on reality slipping. Wait, her? (The live audience murmur uncomfortably)
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The live feed ends for the night, you get comfortable in Harambe's embrace and drift off to sleep...
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I am still in disbelief at how everything this randomised Hunger Games simulator gives me fits together so seamlessly. I honestly had so much fun writing this. Hope all of you enjoy reading it too! Well, get ready guys, we're at our final 5! The winner might be announced tommorow or after tommorow, so get your bets in! Until next time, cya!

 

Herself.

*Gets cringey Luigi and Mario Fanfiction flashbacks*

 

I'M CONSPIRING WITH HITLER. Never thought I would say that....

 

Oh sweet, sweet Nos, all I wanted was a hit and all Ainsley needed was something to lubricate his rub.

The absolute chaos this simulator can cause is hilarious. Who has the highest kill count right now? I believe Worried Darkwraith managed to take out four.

 

My jokes are getting progressively unfunnier everytime I sit down to write another day.

It's a tie between Darkwarith and Blueshard (not counting suicide as a kill). My guess is Blueshard will eventually kill more people, but who knows? Maybe he'll become a pacipacifist

 

The lead murderer helped the other lead murderer out too, that's beautifully ironic.

 

I was horizontal for 3 days with sickness then, so I missed half of the question back then.
Thanks for the offer, good to see that second removal wasnt needed after all.