~Forum Game~ The Annual Chucklefish Hunger Games; but like Mad Libs

"She" ?
I will gladly join, but only if further games don't include sudden gender change operations!

 

I believe the proper term is 'clerical error'; though do keep in mind, that the hunger games call for one male and one female tribute from each district.

 

Not in this game! We have abolished quotas to ensure we are politically correct and to encourage equality in this murder game!

 

Isn't Darkwraith dead? He commited suicide right?

 

I thought the 50/50 split was the affirmative action quota? Now it's gone all wonky! STUFF THE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!

 

Yep, if you count self then that makes five kills.

 

And there I was....A heavily armored soldier of war....Frolicking and making flower crowns...Before ambushing and dying to a coupla memes and things..

 

If we go by video game logic, the suicide counts as a negative kill. As a result, he only has three kills.

Could be worse, you could be the meme; and be nothing but a walking punchline.

 

.....True..

 

Oh right I forgot about that 50/50 split rule.

However, I am inclined to tribute an anthropomorphized "PC", maybe (PC-Principal from Southpark?) in the next games to hope it gets killed off first

 

I'm an attack helicopter and I find this offensive

 

If you identify as an attack helicopter, can I identify as a stinger missile operator?

 

I dare say as an attack heli facing a single human on the ground, *you* have the upper hand in offense.

 

It's your gender your decision

 

As a stinger missile operator, I reserve the right to swat attack helicopters out of the sky with my missiles. And I find if awfully unsporting of them when they launch those pesky flares that distract my missiles!

 

I shall now identify as a burst of countermeasure flare to be able to annoy both sides.

 

*sitting on the side wondering what the hell is going on*

 

Not sure if putting it in context will help.

 

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Sunlight streams through your window and shines in your eyes, causing you slowly wake up. You stretch and let out a yawn as you steadily wake your mind up from that deep and peaceful slumber. As you blink away the filth from your eyes, you see someone has left a plate of still hot scrambled eggs and a can of Nos™ on your table, there was a note card next to it too with something written on it using gorilla droppings. "Dicks out," it read, you hold the card close to your heart and you flip on the TV, just in time for the games to start.
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People still mourn the death of Harambe, but everyone tried to keep their heads up. A feast was prepared for everyone to enjoy to help remember the memory of Harambe. The tributes were given a feast to enjoy too. But sadly, only Green Mario went. Hitler wanted the death of the African, and so he stayed in his camp and rejoiced Harambe's death. Hitler shall be punishment for blasphemy. Blueshard was prepared to go, but alas, the villainous fiend Robbie Rotten got to him first and killed the wolf using one of his many explosives. Robbie Rotten shall also be punished for killing on a holy day. And from the heavens high above, Harambe smiles at Green Mario.

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The feast comes to an end, and the grace period is over. The day now starts.

Little happens today. Hitler discovers are a cave and 3 men chained inside looking at shadows on the walls. Hitler approaches them and they attack, calling him a filthy "3D-er" as they chase him out of the cave. Robbie Rotten is gifted water instead of explosives on this day, he wearily sings "you are a pirate". Finally, Green Mario, imbued with Harambe's strength and genius, makes a slingshot. He goes around eating mushrooms and slingshotting little lizards and turtles to death. 3 cannon shots disturb the relative peace.

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No one is disturbed, saddened, shocked or otherwise fazed. The day goes on like normal. Funny how the closer we get to a winner the less stuff seems to happen.

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Robbie Rotten and Hitler, the anti-Harambe heretics, have banded together and lived another day, much to the displeasure of Harambe. He takes pity on Green Mario for having to live alongside such blasphemers and so Harambe, in his infinite glory and wisdom, takes Green Mario from this world. Green Mario is liberated from this world and brought in front of Harambe in his boundless kingdom.

Harambe opened his mouth and spoke. His voice a musical masterpiece to all.

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Sorry about taking so long to post this and for not being able to write much on it, very little is happening seeing as the games are coming to a close. But get the hype man out, the winner shall be announced tomorrow! So get ready for that! (Also Pangaea must be a psychic because she predicted the winner perfectly)