Maybe I'm horribly late with finding this out, but it gave me such a good laugh I decided to share. Here's the situation; I breed so many slimes that they seem to get everywhere. In the lake, in the walls of my house, in town, Leah's house, everywhere! So I was casually riding my horse when I see Pam passing a green slime. And wished it a good morning. If that didn't make me laugh hard enough, the slime answered with a cheerful; "Good morning to you too, Pam!" I am breeding intelligent slimes that are capable of speech. I am the best.
Wow, I thought slimes were evil and would kill off the world's population, but no, they act like civilized human beings. Wow. Just wow.
It's simple. No one but you actively kills them anymore. Lewis used to, but he's too old these days, so they don't consider the townsfolk a threat.
Well, damn. I bred all these slimes just so they can hop around town to tip their hats and say "howdy"? I need mayhem! I need them to dissolve Pierre's face off in a long, drawn out torturous process. *grumbles as he wanders over to his slime hutch with a dozen mega bombs* useless boogers that drink all my water.
*In this corner...a slime!! In this corner... a jumingo! FIGHT!* *watches as they plan on how to fix the Community center...hmmm guess they aren't fighters?* KNEW I should have spent more money and sought out those Dragon Quest slimes... (I don't have a slime hutch myself, haven't gotten that far yet)
Lies! That slime knew you were watching.. it was being polite until it went back to your slime hutch to plot World Domination with all your other slimes! And have a drink of cool water so he can force the people of Pelican Town to have a cool drink of DOOM!
Take off your Slime Charmer ring and then make them all go SPLAT! It was Self Defense when you took out your sword and stabbed them all in their slimy faces! Leave one alive, just one, to tell the tale of what happened to the rest.. that way they don't talk of World Domination ever again..
I tried. Oh dear lord, how I tried. I stabbed them, all of them. Despite the tears in my eyes, I kept going until every slime outside was dead. It was a horrible slaughter, there was slime everywhere. But the next day, they were all back and saying hi to Pam! I couldn't believe my eyes! And now, there are 4 slimes stuck in the walls of my house. They are mocking me....
Clearly, you need to breed your slimes to be vicious and nasty, especially to those that annoy/frustrate you! Tell them *attack!!* every time they see whoever it is that bothers you, and then people will learn to fear your army of slimes!! Wait... would anyone fear an army of slimes?
