Greetings fellow humans! I too am also human!

Greetings! I am Bob, a fellow human, from our beautiful 3rd planet! I am here to enjoy, relax, and consume our nitrogen rich air. I often go to ball games, like feetball and Vixbal. I currently work in a very high ranking position of political information at the International House of Pancakes. I am in charge of giving fellow humans their pancakes, or other food substances. Pancakes must be a very important food source for us humans, I should know, I am a human. Ha ha ha, human jokes are the best!

My goals are to rise up the political ladder and become the chairman of the International House of Pancakes, where I will be able to know everything there is to know about these pancakes and how...us humans...use them in our every day life. I feel this is very important for us humans to know, but more important for this human to know too. And I assure you, I will not send the information of pancakes to our very well known and well respected enemies on the planet Xymurx 5. I am a human, and a human would never do that.

I hope to get to understand all of your tactical information in due time. And I know you will be very pleased to have me as chairman of the International House of Pancakes.

 

Hello and to the forums!
Good luck with your pancakes! it's very important for you humans to understand and control them

 

Welcome to the forums!

 

What did you say? Hu-man? That's an interesting name for a specie
These forums are overcrowded by cats! But we like pancakes too, we have a House From Pancakes.
Here, check out its door:

And welcome to the pancake forums! Oh, I mean just forums. Welcome!

 

good sir!
I do love pancakes..
But I'm a waffle guy.

 

welcome to the forums

 

Welcome to the forums.