Hyperion Corporation Salutations to Starbound forums! It is I, Handsome Jack! This planet has been needing a leader like me since day one, but a leader needs followers. That's where you bandits... I mean citizens, come in! Sign up for our roster, and enjoy the limitless perks of accurate weapons, a pony made of diamonds, and great people like myself. Sign up today! Roster: CEO: Handsome Jack Managers: Butt Stallion Horrific Peons: Loader #1081 Manufacturer: We manufacture high quality, accurate weapons used only by the finest of individuals. Be it for a particular mercenary, a group or army, or just for personal defense, as long as you have money, we can make it!
The key to good pretzels is the salt, my friend. You should take a look at the corporation profile page, so you can add more details to your corp... But I like the theme
Your weapons suck, they couldn't hit the broad side of a crystal pony. If you want a real gun buy My- I mean buy Torgue's stuff!!!