Kirk's Manufactoring Inc.

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  1. Diecreeperdie

    Diecreeperdie Aquatic Astronaut

    Kirk's the leading brand in Orbital Weapons

    Here at Kirk's we pride ourselves on manufacturing the best Orbital Weapons on the inter-galactic market.


    Kirk's CODE OF ETHICS
    - We do NOT sell to pirates
    -We operate within the law
    (WITHIN YOUR REGION)
    -ALL testing habitats are barren planets


    RULES OF ORDERING
    -ALL orders MUST be placed a WEEK in advance
    -No order can excede the PRICE LIMIT of 100,000,000
    -The buyer MUST present a VALID ID upon request



    Our manufacturing process:Your manufacturing process
    Kirk's also does custom Orbital Weapons
    ,you can choose from over 20 different components at each stage of construction!
    Kirk's Products:

    Tungsten Rod Launcher:
    Capacity:16 Rods
    Recharge:No
    Destruction: Small Landmasses
    Price: 1,000,000

    Oribital Laser:
    Capacity:20 Beams
    Recharge: 4 Days
    Destruction:300x300x300 Meters
    3 Sphere
    Price:4,000,000

    Custom Oribital weapon:
    Capacity:Custom
    Recharge:Optional
    Destruction: Village-Entire Planet
    Price:30,000-40,000,000

    Plough:
    #
    Capacity:1
    Recharge:No
    Destruction:Hole to core of the planet
    Price:10,000,000

    Seed:
    #
    Capacity:1
    Recharge:No
    Destruction: Core of planet
    Price:30,000,000

    #:To be used together ____________EMPLOYEES_______________________________

    WHY WORK FOR US?

    Company car, Dental Care, Medical Care, To be cont.







    Owner of
    Kirk's:

    Kirk Hardcastle

    Current CEO of Kirk's:
    Bleen Pandus
    Kirk's Banned List:
    Penguins
    Pirates


     
    Last edited: May 26, 2014
  2. kenmario

    kenmario Corporate Co-Chair

    Hmm, interesting... Cheap and effective orbital weapons, I haven't seen many of those.
    Tell you what, I'll take one - I'll take the Rod Launcher.

    ((Hate to say it, but it's 'manufacturing', not 'manufactoring'.))
     
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  3. Diecreeperdie

    Diecreeperdie Aquatic Astronaut

    Ok,
    that will be 1,000,000 pixels
    it should be shipped to you in
    6-45 Weeks(depending on where you live)
     

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