Boss Psycho Hibarkley

Discussion in 'NPCs and Creatures' started by Woodland, Dec 23, 2012.

  1. Woodland

    Woodland Big Damn Hero

    A little something Seria, I, and a few members of the IRC worked on. :3

    Psycho Hibarkly is, to say the least, a bio-engineered, androgenous, bald, dress-wearing psychic person. Yes, you read that right.

    It can shoot meat, yes, meat quickly and repeatedly at the player with a pan, and will do pretty medium damage, though it can deal large amounts over time. It has High HP, low defense, and high speed, so it's gonna be annoying.

    The drops will be a ton of dosh, and maybe some meat to heal you with. Oh, and a pretty cool frying-pan melee weapon. :love:

    Edit: Also, the boss might be able to break through the 4th wall, taking the name of a random game in your Steam and saying, "So you like to play (game)?!"
     
  2. Seria-Myouna

    Seria-Myouna The Last Moderator IRC Operator

    Say hello to demopan in starbound!

    Also, you may have to suffer through a few rounds of "So you like to play Terarria?".
     
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  3. Psycho Saint

    Psycho Saint Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Is anyone else here suddenly reminded of Psycho Mantis?
     
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  4. Woodland

    Woodland Big Damn Hero

    Or it could help you look like Peach.

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  5. Neatski

    Neatski Phantasmal Quasar

    So it'd look like this? Pshycho Hibarkley2.png
     
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  6. MisterChairman

    MisterChairman Void-Bound Voyager

    This has my full support :) (not that my opinion really matters anyway)
     
  7. Nightly

    Nightly Cosmic Narwhal

    Breaking the fourth wall won't be hard since it's already in shreds.
     
  8. Neatski

    Neatski Phantasmal Quasar

    psh, we already broke like the fourth dimension of the walls already
     
  9. Woodland

    Woodland Big Damn Hero

    Thought I should bring this up again. :eek:
     

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